A positive attitude may not solve all you problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth it. :)
if life gives you lemons,
squeeze the juice into a
water gun and squirt it into
other peoples eyes...JK
if your thinking about putting that bomb to your lips, you might as well put a gun to your head
GOD TALKING WITH NOAH!
Noah did yoy take the Ark out today?
Yes God, I did.
Noah how did you do fishing?
I could only fish a short time.
Why was that Noah?
Because I only had TWO worms!
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i picked your comment as the best... it was the funniest !!!!
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ask me a question any question and come do the role play The Escaped !Open and Accepting! Needs People its fun
no i was WAAAAAY off that coat is like 56,3oo gold...........how do u have THAT MUCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Well, if that didn't work then follow a saying a great man once said, "Walk tall and carry a big stick". Or, you could follow my example and walk tall and carry a multipurpose object relocater and all-round problem solver a.k.a. The Rocket Launcher.
Hi, I asked the youtube question through the aquarium bottles. I only had two other responses, and they both said Charlie the Unicorn, so I gave the award to you. Thanks, I hadn't heard of foamy or some of your other picks.
I agree............I am WAAY bettr then gold..........gold looks up to me.................gold goes and hides in a hole when he sees me because i am just sooooooooo freakin AWESOME!!! i am very awesome.................i am full of awesomeness.............if thats a word...................of course thats a word!!! or is it??? IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha lol...............and u wouldnt have won anyway....................no body can just say......i feel a win coming on.................and then WIN!!! and when is the prom? does it cost money to go?
hahaha so funny
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and you will have a good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight tonight
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