On Sale
Welcome to my garage sale! Feel free to look around and hopefully you'll find something you like. My only rule is please do not bother or harass me about my prices. You want it? Then you need to have the gold to buy it! I will accept a trade if I have something you want, and you have something I want. No random crap!
Words of Wisdom
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Yes ma'am. I guess we'll have to play Rough and Tumble in bed then. Winner take all.
Deal. But you don't get my soul this time! >:3
Yes. Maybe I'll give you a vertical portion of that prosthetic leg, instead of just a piece.
I love you, babyyyyyyyy~
True ... oh, poo.
How about Aruba? Jamaica? Bermuda, the Bahamas? Off the Florida Keys? There's a place called Kokomo, and that's where [I've been told] we want to go to get away from it all.
Just me and you, baby.
A mote?
How about a sign that says "Free sweets at your own risk"?
That sounds so *****, teehee!
A fence would be a good idea. ...But it would spoil the fun. :3
Plus, there's a "no trespassing" "trespassers will become lost, confused, and likely to be eaten" sign about twenty-seven miles out by the high way, so technically, it's legal.
Buried somewhere out back ... it was miles away, I think the one of the random travelers happened upon it. You know so many people just wander into there from out of no where.
Remember that nomad Jehovah's Witness? Oy.
How dare he take a vacation on our clock! Good thing Mr. Tiggles ate him. (And to think we almost mourned him --well, you know, after finding and identifying his bones about a year later)
More like, growing a second hiney-hole on the back of your head and on your feet.
I think that's where the terms "step in/on s**t" and "s**t head" [secretly] came from.
Remember the Siamese twins? I heard the government was keeping them held captive after they came out of the springs as individual people. It's like a spring to heal freaks, but on normal people it does ... things. Yeah. Things. Sounds sexy.