About

HULLO THERE

I'm Kristen.
You can call me that.
Or Wife.
Maybe Wota, only because it reminds me of Dota. (Youtube it, b***h.)
I'll be upset if you call me Wifey.
I'll go on a murderous rampage if you call me Abdicated.
I'll slice your throat if you call me of the.


I talk a lot.

Chris (Amythe the Mammoth) is my boyfriend.
It's an LDR.
He's in Florida, I'm in Illinois.
We've been together a year and a half or so.
He came and saw me for the first time July 26th - August 3rd.
It was the best ******** week ever.




I love riding horses. It's really important to me right now.
I live to be outside. Outside > inside
I ******** bathe in 85 SPF sunscreen.
I'm so fair skinned, I burn like there's no tomorrow.
I'm so pale, I glow in the sunlight.
I hate cigarettes.
I don't watch TV all that often.
If anything, I'm only listening to it.
Might as well buy a radio.
I listen to music.
What kind?
The good kind.
Broccoli is my favorite veggie.
I ******** LOVE chicken.
I'm a girl.
I'm 5ft tall.
I was almost born at a gas station.
I am VERY excitable.
I love to laugh.
I'm generally in a good mood.
I worry a lot.
I like lists.
Obsessively cleaning is my life story.
I'm a fairly messy person.
I'm a furry.
Sue me.
Plz don't, I'm fragile. D:
I really like elephants.
Owls are neat.
Once upon a time ago...
I got depressed.
I cut off all my hair.
It's better this way.
I don't eat a lot.
Napping is enjoyable.
I don't like wearing shoes.
I pretty much only wear chucks.
Converse, bitches.
I like running and reading
both of which I've not done lately.
I should get on that.
I love thunder storms.
I love the rain.
I love it when it pours and it's still sunny out.
I rearrange my room a lot.
It's never the same for more than three months.
I write and draw on my walls.
I painted my ceiling.
My mom and I made my quilt.
I love it.
I am addicted to the internet.
Facebook, Gaia, and Chris.
Locked doors bother me.
I sleep with a clock.
I lack math skills.
I was not born with a gaming gene.
I fail at games.
Video games, that is.
Cards, board games?
I'll beat your ******** a** D<
Sometimes I talk like I own a kingdom.
I send people to dungeons.
I make royal decrees.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm pretty much cooler than you.
I value my internet popularity more than an actual social life.
I like the people in my computer.
I like the people in my head.
I just like people.
I'm ******** hilarious.
I know, people have told me.
My self esteem isn't that great.
I wear a dog collar.
Chris gave it to me.
He's my boyfriend, yo.
I buy expensive bras
from Victoria's Secret.
They're just that comfy.
I am ashamed to say this, but more and more often
I use chatspeak in everyday life.
I like chapstick.
Actually? I use lotion on my lips.
It works miraculously.
I play the tenor sax.
I have played:
clarinet
bass clarinet
trumpet
alto sax
harp
harmonica
violin
and have meddled slightly
on the flute.
Blankets are fantastic.
Long sleeves make me feel secure.
I bite my nails.
No, I ******** rip them to shreds.
I like pockets.
I like to hid e my hands.
Water is good.
Soda not so much.
I love my teeth.
I collect animal skulls and bones.
And feathers to put in my hat.
I love going to new places
experiencing new things.
I like talking to new people.
I love random comments and PMs.
You should talk to me.
I don't bite, I promise!
;D

P.S. Thank you to serene delusions for making this super duper cute profile.

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Das Punk

12/03/2009 5:21 am

Das Punk


Naaaaaa.~
Creepy would be me catching you stealing my undies. Again.
And I'm pretty because God loves me! >:U

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

12/01/2009 7:16 pm

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

Oh I know it will happen to me one day, but till then I love my period and all. Course I only get it like not to often. Its quite embarsssing when I tell the nurse or what ever ( in the hospital a whole bunch to me being clumsy and gettitn ghit in the head....) and all. Oh I love hot tea!
iiPerfectly_Imperfect

12/01/2009 7:12 pm

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

Hmm that must suck. I don't get cramps most ever. Did you try some advil or soemthing?
iiPerfectly_Imperfect

12/01/2009 7:08 pm

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

Oh shucks. So whats up?
iiPerfectly_Imperfect

12/01/2009 7:06 pm

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

Because I was bored, and I felt like reading it backwards. I re-read it the right way though.
iiPerfectly_Imperfect

12/01/2009 7:04 pm

iiPerfectly_Imperfect

I love your siggy and well reading your about me backwards (the long list) makes no sense.
npulse

11/30/2009 6:00 pm

npulse

Thank you OwO
I feel quite honored now to have a compliment from you.
I love your posts in the LD.
MeiokoValentine

11/30/2009 5:51 pm

MeiokoValentine

Fine mad
I'm still gonna be your fangirl whether you like it or not
MeiokoValentine

11/30/2009 5:18 pm

MeiokoValentine

GOOOOOOOD!!!!!! biggrin
Now i'm namedropping you in my post whenever I go to the LD. > biggrin
MeiokoValentine

11/30/2009 5:13 pm

MeiokoValentine

Dear Wife,

Can I be your fangirl? redface

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Chris <3s Kristen MOAR
LD's Cult Leader!

I'M THE CAT D<
Stroke my ego.
PM me.