Eurpoe English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And Zen world!
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hi how are u ??? how's it going ???
Is it 25 days to Christmas?
I never look at calendars.
>U<
Sometimes I hate school. Some people just suck.
So I decided to stay home today. I wish it was Christmas vacation already.
~ I wish I had one of the cats though. I think their so cute.
But I guess I'm not really one to complain.
thanx it 23,000 and i got 3,300 lol sooo its not going well and i hope u get the items u want too.
i already done that,lol and trying to save up for the spirit falcon, its hard. lol
hi whats up?
Today wasn't a problem though. Popcorn and chocolate aren't that bad together.
I hate this weird chocolate. It was fruit variety blueberry chocolate.
It's not dipped, it's blueberry flavored chocolate. It may sound kinda icky... xD but I tell ya, it was soo good.
Hmm, honestly, I have couldn't say that I know... In my world though, it's an ant eater.
It's very cute though, I hope to keep it for a long time.
For instance, my Anurla doll. But the price got so high... not even my bond with it couldn't keep me from selling XD
I'm so mean in away.
Kinda, I mean, I just wasn't in the mood for eatin' a lot.
So I probably wasn't as thankful as I should have been >w<
Yep!
Well, i g2g!
Bye!!
It's really good!!!!
8D
But yeah, you're right!!!
It's your twin!
C:
Do it.
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