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This is your life, and it's ending
one minute at a time.

Welcome to my profile! I am rather obsessed with the book/movie Fight Club, if you couldn't already tell. I am also obsessed with chinchillas, The Simpsons, and Futurama.

Currently Reading:Q&A
Currently: I am Jack's holiday cheer
Currently tired of: Business.

Hiya there. I'm Misty! It's a weird name but I love it! I have many things to ramble about, but I’ll try to keep it simple for everyone.

-I hate giving out personal info. Everything you see on my profile is all I'm giving away
- I am a hopeless romantic, and forever will be
- I love all things Chuck Palahniuk, especially Fight Club
- I'm very defensive... and I'm not afraid to harm others in protection of myself, my family, and friends.
- Proud Catholic and Republican
- Don't judge me about these things, because I promise I won't judge you about them
- If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a quote. Usually of Fight Club
- I hate random friend requests
- I love random comments
- I'm impartial to random pm's
- My favorite color is purple (contrary to popular belief)
- I change my avi constantly
- Text speak = fail speak
- I'm 87% sure I'm bipolar... or maybe just an angsty teenager?
- I have sleeping problems, that I seriously believe will one day escalate to insomnia
- I'm OCD (not really that badly, though)
- My best friend is snoopythechinchilla. I love her, so don't mess with her >|
- Snoopy, my chinchilla, is 5 years old
- I've won 14 avatar TekTek contests

Quick Facts!
-Mountain Dew = Love
-Not "fun sized" I'm legit just short
-I hold grudges... a lot longer than I should
-I don't consider myself pretty
-But who does?
-I don't like to talk about myself, but it's my profile so I might as well...
-At times I'm very incoherent
-The only thing my left hand can do is the reverse Spock
-I'm smarter than I deserve to be
-I love music you've never heard of
-To be specific, Regina Spektor, Kate Nash, and a nice indie variety
-I can't spell my way out of a paper bag
-I've come to realize everything is at least 42 times more complicated than it seems to be
-Cake is the breakfast of champions
-I'm a writer
-Favorite writers are Chuck Palahniuk and Edgar Allen Poe
-I'm a really picky eater
-Yet that doesn't stop me from eating tons of the food that I do like
-I'm not good at anything, just decent at quite a few
-However, I'm good at rambling about myself
-This is not a good trait

Favorite Quotations!

"A man who cannot choose ceases to be a man." -A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess

"If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance." -Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol

"Is it possible to enslave yourself?" -Stranger than Fiction, Chuck Palahniuk

"Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?" -Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin

"As an earthling, I had to believe whatever clocks said - and calendars." -Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut

"The world that has made us can no longer contain us." Consequence of Sound by Regina Spektor

"Nothing of me is original; I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known." -Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk

[Of love] "Has it always been this way? Is it possible that all this magic went unnoticed?" -Reading Time with Pickle by Regina Spektor

"Build a better vibrator, and the world will beat a path to your door." -Pygmy, Chuck Palahniuk

"Love, you're a whore." Love, You're a Whore by Regina Spektor

"What if reality is nothing more than a disease?" -Rant, Chuck Palahniuk

[Of country music]"I'm in totally the wrong territory... it's probably an insult to the people that are from here, but I tried. I'm from Moscow... and then the Bronx. So I'm allowed to do whatever the ******** I want." -Regina Spektor

"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom." -Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

"Saw Cinderella in a party dress, but she was looking for a nightgown." -A Dustland Fairytale by The Killers

"We're all miserable together; it's the opposite of a victimless crime." -Survivor, Chuck Palahniuk

"When you smile, I melt inside. I'm not worthy for a minute of your time." -First Date by blink-182

"It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace." -Diary, Chuck Palahniuk

"Inspirations have I none, just to touch the flaming dove. All I have is my love of love, and love is not loving." -Soul Love by David Bowie

"The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up." -Lullaby, Chuck Palahniuk

"I am blind; I cannot find the heart I gave to you." -Glass by Ingrid Michaelson

"The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage." -Survivor, Chuck Palahniuk (NOT PANIC AT THE DISCO!)

"I'm in love, but I'm lazy." -The Beatles

"I don't want the president to fail; I want the country to survive." -Rush Limbaugh

"You were always a mess, you were always aloof. It's awful I guess, but it's the awful truth." Wishing Well by The Airborne Toxic Event

Quotations of My Own

"If there is any humanity left, it is in nature."

"You can't know anyone well enough to truly hate them."

"I draw from God because he drew me."

"I take criticism horribly; and compliments worse."

"I'm not negative - just relative."

"Love: my own portable prison."

"Love isn't a goal and it isn't a prize. It's like the lottery you never entered."

CONGRATULATIONS! You read all of this. Kudos to you for reading about my boring life :3

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables

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"Flower maze: deadlier than a hedge maze."
-Me, in reference to a scene in Dollhouse when my sister and I were watching :3

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