Tra La La La *music in my head*
I AM:
the Christian Intellectual.
the REVOLUTION.
a womanist.
rare.
illogically practical.
here to annoy you. Yes. YOU.
your father.
I BELIEVE:
in God.
that people are stupid.
that you should give people a chance.
that people are REALLY stupid.
that everyone should learn to be courteous. I mean, what's the big deal if I hold a door open for a guy? I would really appreciate it if guys wouldn't cry every time I do that for them.
that guys PMS. For about 28 days of the month.
I DETEST:
those who berate others on the internet. Would you do it IRL? No, you emm and effer, you would not.
when people say "rape" in a "whimsical" context. I.E. "Dude, I totally raped you in tennis." If I hear this, I shall scream, "Hey, remember when I totally castrated you on that AP History test? Yeah, that was awesome." Not very fun, is it?
those who literally REFUSE to listen to another's argument.
when people apologize for cursing. It's not like I'm the keeper of all holy or anything. Sheesh.
that T-Pain voice alteration thing.
tedium.
Quotes~
"Man on Cassette: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
Luke: I am listening to this tape.
Man on Cassette: I feel hopeful because...
Luke: This tape must end eventually.
Man on Cassette: I feel helpless because...
Luke: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's a**. "
Jess: Do you want to come to my fourth of July party?
Mel: What Day is it on?
Layne: A canteloupe is a type of deer right?
Layne: There's a Third John?!?!
Macy: Wait, Vigor is a highschool?
Me: Yes, Macy. How did you not know that?
Macy: I thought that was a purple pill or something.
Me: ... Macy that's Viagra.
Macy: It's all the same thing.
Macy: Close your eyes and speak Mexican to me.
Amanda: How much of an epic death would it be if you were impailed by the Empire State Building when you fell off your flying motor bike?
Tenchy: OUCH!
Me: O My Gosh! Are you okay?!
Tenchy: Are you crying??
Me: Yes! I thought I killed you!
Tenchy: It's hit and run, not hit and cry.
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do you live in alabama?
well well thanks :3
haha nom nom cookie monster is hillarious! XD
awww why thank you :3
xD
kool
You saw it?? O_O
But I hid it! Dx
I need to get you a late bday prezzie too ninja
how'd this happen? o.o
oppsiie sowwy o.o
Oh xd
I just noticed that your avi is a meatball lol!
Here *pours hot sauce on meatball* Now it's complete! 4laugh
I don't have a wishlist o 3o
xD
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*looks down at the meatball* huh?
*kneels down next to it* Cherry? *poke*