There's so much for me to rant about concerning it- makes me happy for a mentally productive activity <3
Writing-wise, style, diction, imagery, you know, the essense of the art of writing!
that book is a LOAD OF CRAP. Every other line makes me want to puke or bash something living against a concrete brick.
Cliches, limited vocabulary- Its overwhelmingly ... I don't even know the word for it at this point. CRAP.
Then again, compared to the literary masterpieces- what cheesey vamp-romance novel stands a chance? XD
But it did have its good points. Meyers knows EXACTLY how to captivate the female audience with anguished bleeding-heart drama. Ultimate romance, too-perfect ideal characters. Let me say, they are superb characters not because they have depth or that timeless endearing quality, no. Ideal beyond ideal. Analogy: Who doesn't swoon over a hot, sparkling bishie? CAN YOU RESIST IT?
ZOMG. Marketing scheme= win. As much as I loathed the series (And Bella. OH EM GEE THAT -------) I have to admire how despite all odds, the series is still generally appealing. I don't understand it! IT fascinates me- this unbelieveable phenomenon!
You know me. Blow my mind and I'll adore you.
That woman is a pure wonder! How do you make absolute s**t sell?! How did she make me sit through 4 books?
MYSTERIES OF LIFE.
ZOMG.
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(I was not being sarcastic at any point during this rant. Srsly.)
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hi biggrin
Super avi!!!
I like your avatar biggrin
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
thanks for buying!
*cling* owo
I didn't mean to"eavesdrop"... XD
But Twilight series?
*siiiigh* *w*
There's so much for me to rant about concerning it- makes me happy for a mentally productive activity <3
Writing-wise, style, diction, imagery, you know, the essense of the art of writing!
that book is a LOAD OF CRAP. Every other line makes me want to puke or bash something living against a concrete brick.
Cliches, limited vocabulary- Its overwhelmingly ... I don't even know the word for it at this point. CRAP.
Then again, compared to the literary masterpieces- what cheesey vamp-romance novel stands a chance? XD
But it did have its good points. Meyers knows EXACTLY how to captivate the female audience with anguished bleeding-heart drama. Ultimate romance, too-perfect ideal characters. Let me say, they are superb characters not because they have depth or that timeless endearing quality, no. Ideal beyond ideal. Analogy: Who doesn't swoon over a hot, sparkling bishie? CAN YOU RESIST IT?
ZOMG. Marketing scheme= win. As much as I loathed the series (And Bella. OH EM GEE THAT -------) I have to admire how despite all odds, the series is still generally appealing. I don't understand it! IT fascinates me- this unbelieveable phenomenon!
You know me. Blow my mind and I'll adore you.
That woman is a pure wonder! How do you make absolute s**t sell?! How did she make me sit through 4 books?
MYSTERIES OF LIFE.
ZOMG.
[/digress]
(I was not being sarcastic at any point during this rant. Srsly.)
The main library has the first one......dunno if it's in right now....you can check the site to see, but they definitely have it.
Breaking dawn = last book in Bella's narrative!! yay!
it starts out pretty funny, not the preface/prologue, but the first chapter
*would spoil, but you'd hit me several times.....verbally
BREAKING DAWN CAME OUT TODAY!!!
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