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x DIAMOND c r e v a s s e

THIS PROFILE IS RATED RRRRRRR
R stands for Rengasm. ;D

Okaaaaay ! I'm x DIAMOND c r e v a s s e. = w =
Call me Sakura, Saku, Sakubo, xSaku, or whatever else comes to mind. I AM OFFICIALLY 15. BOOYAH.

This Week I'm obsessed with:
RENT.
Women who fall in love with Gay men. : D
Rick Roll: The Literal Version
Jailbaits

Wanna know more about me? ASK, FOO. D:<

I LOVE EVERYONE, but these people make me especially happy in the pants. |8<

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T O K O
( tokyopriestess )

oh, Toko, where do I begin? c:
We've been BFFs for 5 years now. I still haven't understood why, seeing as we have little-to-none in common. o A o
Oh well. That doesn't really matter.
I brought you to ROFL, and you introduced me to....
Huh. I can't remember, but you introduced me to something. c: ;;
We talk all the time. ( and hug all the time. )
I WOULD DIE FOR THIS BIZNATCH. D:<
ilu Toko. You know I do.


x x x x

B U R I
( domburi-chan )

Buri is just epic win. > w >
I'm always laughing when I talk to her. GOD, WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNNNY?
Seriously, I'd do anything for her. Even staying up 'til 2:30 AM.
I mean, come on, even when our muses are bitchfighting, we're talking on the sidelines about dead baby jokes, rengasms, and why kutaukai is hot. o:
( u see what I did thare ?? )
SHE MAKES MY WHOLE WEEK.
Mess with her and I will kill you. D:<


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D V C
( dark voodoofied clown )

= A =
I dunno why you're here.
But be flattered anyways.

lol, j/k. You're here 'cause.. well, 'cause if I didn't, you'd sic Neuro on me. D:
So yeah. Here you go, you MSN buddy who got me addicted to microwaving videos and making graphics out of my lame sayings ( cakeblock, anyone? )
Also, you find the funniest pictures, and make me laugh all the time. XD


x x x x

K A M I
( chocolat3 disco )

FFFFFFFKAMI.
One, you play the most adorable muse ever, so that's why Chekov's your icon. Deal with it. D<
Secondly, I can't count the number of things I've watched that Kami told me about. <3
Like like like.. well, Star Trek, Donnie Darko, and all those LFD2 videos. XD
Also, she plays some pretty hot male muses. o u o
I mean, I'm in love with like, ALL OF THEM. Dx so is utau WUT. XD
And you have an awesome sense of humor.
And you're just all around awesome. |D ;


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D E A R E S T
( x - p a n c a k e t i m e )

DEAREST (aka: person I might be seeing on a road trip next summer. ;3)
Ilu. You're the father of our baby, and the mother to his half-siblings. c:
You're so crazy. No really. You are. XD
And you're always saying random stuff and we have special adventures together. <3
STAY GOLD, PANCAKE.


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K N I G H T Y
( w h i t e -x- k n i g h t )

Knighty, you are the Isuzu to my Kagura.
The Kukai to my Utau.
The.. Aimi to my Miko. ( that one didn't make that much sense but stfu. D< )
I love you like a fat kid loves cake, 'cause you're always cooking up some drama-llama-llama for me and my adorable muses. <3
And I mean, you play Kukai. Come on, that dude's a SEX BOMB. D:<
But yeah. One day I will move to Australia and live with you.
'cause I really want to see a kangaroo. |8

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w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

12/04/2009 10:33 pm

w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

. . . duh, I just said that.
Um, no, Hayate's daughter, when I decide to make her -.-;;
w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

12/04/2009 10:28 pm

w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

MWAHAHAHA.
I laugh at the thought of Taro meeting his half-sister.
MWAHAHAHA.
x - p a n c a k e t i m e

12/04/2009 8:36 pm

x - p a n c a k e t i m e

oh, right. utau love child. right. c':
mmkay. .D
yussssssssssssssssss. < 3

WAY.
NO. BUT ME AND THE OTHER USHERS HAD TO SMOTHER OURSELVES NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING.
x - p a n c a k e t i m e

12/04/2009 8:29 pm

x - p a n c a k e t i m e

i know seika has long brown hair... what about the other who i don't want to go back to check for spelling?
d'aw, you flatter me. ; A ; although i am rather proud of the lineart i did this week. < 3

.D
IKNOW,RIGHT?
AND I SHOWED PEOPLE TO THEIR SEATS, AND WATCHED PEOPLE GET HIT BY GIANT SNOWFLAKES.
( half lying about the last one )
x - p a n c a k e t i m e

12/04/2009 8:23 pm

x - p a n c a k e t i m e

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. c:
and fail epically at it, yess. <3

LAZY FRESHIE IS LAZY.
AND I EVEN STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR FOR YOU AND FOUND MY BIOLOGY TEACHER'S CAR KEYS.
Dark Voodoofied Clown

12/04/2009 6:53 pm

Dark Voodoofied Clown

No I am
Bad kids get piped and eaten
Dark Voodoofied Clown

12/04/2009 6:49 pm

Dark Voodoofied Clown

*PIPES AGAIN*
Dark Voodoofied Clown

12/04/2009 6:45 pm

Dark Voodoofied Clown

*Pipes*
Dark Voodoofied Clown

12/04/2009 6:42 pm

Dark Voodoofied Clown

Get the hell on MSN = w= *Raises pipe*
w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

12/04/2009 6:34 pm

w h i t e -x- K N I G H T

THEYAREPUREFAIL !
I need to change Oz/Jack's one.
NEED TO SAY JACK VESSALIUS D=
[ /too lazy though ]

LOL, that is true...
[ /shrugs ] meh.

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SO WRONG IT'S RIGHT. <3

Yes.
Shenny is my OTP.
Because he's a spock-loving asexual nerd.
And she's a heterosexual, technology-illiterate waitress.
They just work.