This is from a
poster that I got for Christmas
Just to make it clear, my language is as clean as a piece of white toliet paper.
s**t HAPPENS
TAOISM- "If you understand s**t, it isn't s**t"
HINDUISM- "This s**t happened before"
CONFUCIANISM- "Confucious say s**t happens"
BUDDHISM- "s**t will happen to you again"
ZEN- "What is the sound of s**t happening?"
ISLAM- "If s**t happens it is the will of Allah"
SIKHISM- "Leave our s**t alone"
JEHOVA’S WITNESS- "Knock knock. s**t happens"
ATHEISM- "I don't believe this s**t"
AGNOSTICISM- "Can you prove that s**t happens?"
CATHOLICISM- "If s**t happens, you deserve it"
PROTESTANTISM- "s**t happens, amen to that"
JUDAISM- "Why does s**t always happen to us?"
ORTHODOX JUDAISM- "So s**t happens, already"
TELEVANGELISM- "Send money or s**t will happen to you"
RASTAFARIANISM- "Let's smoke this s**t"
HARE KRISHNA- "s**t happens rama rama"
NATION OF ISLAM- "Don't take no s**t"
NEW AGE- "Visualise s**t happening"
SHINTOSIM- "You inherit the s**t of your ancestors"
HEDONISM- "I love it when s**t happens"
SATANISM- "Sneppah tihs"
CAPITALISM- "This is MY s**t"
FEMINISM- "Men are s**t"
EXISTENTIALISM- "What is s**t, anyway?"
SCIENTOLOGY- "If s**t happens, see Dianetics p.137"
MORMONISM- "Excrement happens" (don't say s**t)
BAPTISM- "We'll wash the s**t right off you"
MYSTICISM- "This is really weird s**t"
VOODOO- "s**t doesn't just happen - we made it happen"
DISNEYISM- "Bad s**t doesn't happen here"
WICCA- "You can make s**t happen but s**t will happen to you three times"
COMMUNISM- "Let's share the s**t"
MARXISM- "You have nothing to lose but your s**t"
CONSPIRACY THEORISM- "THEY s**t on us!"
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS- "Tell me about your s**t"
DARWINISM- "Survival of the shittiest"
AMISH- "Modern s**t is useless"
SUICIDAL- "I've had enough of this s**t"
OPTIMISM- "s**t won't happen to me"
TREKISM- "To boldly s**t where no-one has s**t before"
SHAKESPEAREAN- "To s**t or not to s**t, that is the question"
DESCARTES- "I s**t therefore I am"
FREUD- "s**t is a phallic symbol"
LAWYERS- "For enough money, I can get you out of s**t"
ACUPUNCTURIST- "Hold still or this will hurt like s**t"
DOG- "I just s**t in your shoe"
CAT- "Dogs are s**t"
MOUSE- "Oh s**t! A cat!"
POLITICALLY CORRECT- "Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
EINSTEIN- "s**t is relative"
FAMILY GATHERING- "Relatives are s**t"
MATERIALISM- "Whoever dies with the most s**t, wins"
VEGETARIANISM- "If it happens to s**t, don't eat it"
FATALISM- "Oh s**t, it's going to happen"
ENVIRONMENTALISM- "s**t is biodegradable"
AMERICANISM- "Who gives a s**t?"
STATISTICIAN- "s**t is 84.7% likely to happen"
HIP-HOP- "******** this shiznit, beeatch!"
TANTRISM- "******** this s**t"
CYNICISM- "We are all full of s**t"
SURREALISM- "Fish happens"
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Nura you a** D< I wasn't done
Nuraaaaa joo and joor fail comments ; o; comment backk
You're an a**. -.- Ohhhh just you wait till you fall asleep nura.
Ahem. -.-
hahah Sorry I got distracted. Yes I am on now
Only if you remember to burn your passport after that. Why do you want to die?
Does it cost alot to get to where you are and kill you?
Well Nura, you didn't catch me in time XD
yurh o: thats why girls take long o: they do not need to take 3 hours choosing their clothes. they choose their clothes the night before >.>
i know...its because i dont put s**t on mai face so it doesnt take me long..read it more carefully Nura >.>