About

I'm just an average English girl trying to make her way in the cultural wasteland that is America. Okay, it's not really a cultural wasteland, so don't get your knickers in a twist.

I'm twenty-eight but I look twenty-two at the best of times. Going out drinking is a b***h, because half the time no one believes I'm even eighteen. And now that I'm in America, where the drinking age is twenty-one, it's even more fun.

My starsign is Cancer, but I don't know whether I'm 'typical' or not. I am crabby most of the time, if that means anything.

I have two cats, Hermione and Ginny, who keep me company and chase the ghosts away.

I live in a small block of flats (only eight apartments) and my neighbours think I'm weird.

And yes, I do write all of my numbers out.

I'm an unabashed slash fan. I spend a great deal of time reading and writing slash, mostly for HP and LotRiPS. My 'ships are Harry/Draco, Lucius/Draco, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom/Dominic Monaghan.

If Draco Malfoy weren't a fictional character, I'd marry the poncy git.