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When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil...
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!

~Voltaire

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Edwardoh

11/18/2009 9:18 pm

Edwardoh

Oho! She back!
Zetacero de Sangria

10/25/2009 8:57 pm

Zetacero de Sangria


-I chuckle- Well, Zetacero de Sangria always gets her way, dearest. You should know.

Zetacero de Sangria

10/25/2009 8:51 pm

Zetacero de Sangria


How could I not? It is gorgeous. I love it so very much. <3
Zetacero de Sangria

10/25/2009 8:40 pm

Zetacero de Sangria


As do I my darling dearest. How is my Faerie of the Forest this evening?

Edwardoh

10/05/2009 7:04 pm

Edwardoh

I was pissed because I was having a horrifically tough day and no one was answering their phones.
As far as flexibility goes, if you can do The Waterfall, we're instantly best friends.
I'm tired and stinky. Time to get off the interwebs.
Edwardoh

10/05/2009 12:15 am

Edwardoh

Wahaha. Why do you leave me in such a state? I need your fluttering dilusion. I'm pissed off.
Edwardoh

10/04/2009 9:01 pm

Edwardoh

I once killed a man, just to watch him die. I cooked some mongolian chicken and I'm looking forward to eating it. You know, it shocks me every time, but somehow, magic or otherwise, my mind falls off it's normal track of sex and finds it's way to food. Good thing I don't have a food fetish. My elbows are double jointed.

Entertained yet? Go listen to some Immortal Technique.
defineunique

09/23/2009 7:32 pm

defineunique

oh hey thanks smile i like ur's to, its....grotesk haha anyway, hajimemashite grotesk-san
Edwardoh

09/18/2009 1:38 am

Edwardoh

Respond, damn yous!
ll mule baby ll

09/17/2009 7:05 am

ll mule baby ll

It's okay honey, I totally understand. I know you wouldn't ignore me without a good reason. <3 <3 <3

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Hate me because I ate your boyfriend.