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xX Princess Heartbreak Xx

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Last Login: 12/10/2009 11:36 am

Registered: 11/09/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Canada

Birthday: 11/25/1990

Occupation: Student

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Freezing Failure on 12/08/2009

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95% Of Teens Would Break Down If The Jonas Brothers Or Miley Cyrus Was About To Jump Off A Building To Kill Themselves. Copy And Paste If Your The 5% That Would Grab Your Camera And Film While Yelling
"JUMP BITCHES!"

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who'd be laughing

If Edward Cullen was about to commit suicide by jumping off a building, 90% of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10% that would scream "JUMP DANG IT JUMP!!!!!!" put this in your signature

90% of people would cry if Hannah Montana was about 2 kill herself. Put this in your sig if you are 1 of the 10% yelling, "DIE, b***h, DIE!"

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels

92% of teens believe that the world will end on Dec. 21st, 2012. Put this in your signature if your the 8% that'll be laughing their a** off on Dec. 22nd, 2012

Intelligence is not answering questions. Intelligence is questioning answers.

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Quincester 12/10/2009 9:47 am: what r u brunching about? whats asl mean? wow, u were in a homeless shelter, we have them in the city here.
Quincester 12/10/2009 9:39 am: I'm ok. whats going on?
Good poem you wrote, I voted for it! 5 stars
Quincester 12/10/2009 2:35 am: how r u??
Freezing Failure 12/08/2009 11:50 pm: ok go get some sleep
Freezing Failure 12/08/2009 11:48 pm: okay sweatdrop
Freezing Failure 12/08/2009 11:45 pm: eiffel 65-blue
i lol'd
Freezing Failure 12/08/2009 11:44 pm: which one? sweatdrop
yeah most of them are
my favorite childhood song
Quincester 12/05/2009 12:06 am: not much, weird movie on tv, thats about it
hows u?
Quincester 12/05/2009 12:04 am: radical! hey there
Siegfried006 11/22/2009 4:47 pm: Well I'll have you know that the profile is outdated. I turned 18 last August and I never got around to changing it. XD I should go and do that now.

From "itmademyday.com"

When I came home today, my boyfriend had a rather large burn mark on his arm. When I asked him what happened, he immediately replied, “Got in a fight with a Charmander.” IMMD

I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end. IMMD

I had a Danish family come into my restaurant and they brought their six-year old son with them. They told him I’m American and that he should say something to me in English. He looked at me for a second all shy and then just said: “******** You!” IMMD

I was 20c short of a bus ticket and the driver was going to kick me off. An old lady sitting in the front seat spotted me the 20c and called the driver a douche. IMMD.

The other day I realized it had become very quiet in my living room and found my four year old daughter huddled under a blanket with a few stuffed animals. When I asked her what she was doing she said “Planning a zombie attack. I’ve got your back.” IMMD

My girlfriend likes to make light saber noises when she plays with my d**k. IMMD

A lady in traffic was holding up the line by talking on her cell phone, when the person behind her beeped their horn, she gave them the finger without looking. The then cop turned on his flashing lights… impeding traffic, disorderly conduct, and she had a warrant and IMMD

One hotshot at my office sat on the copy machine to take a picture of his butt and he broke the glass. He filed a workers comp. claim. IMMD

On the way into town, I saw some interesting graffiti on a bridge. As I got closer, I noticed it said, “Vampires do NOT sparkle.” IMMD

My girlfriend found my lightsaber toys in my toy chest from when i was younger. Instead of making fun of me, we wore them into a grocery store and had a battle in the middle of the produce. IMMD.

Our receptionist would use her speaker phone to play the on-hold music, which she had set to some irritating top-40 radio station. This annoyed everyone around her. I started work early today and changed it to a classical station. When she calmed down she convinced herself that only an old person would listen to this station and therefore it must be the CEO. She is too scared to approach him about this. We are all a lot happier. IMMD.