This is me

Hello, fellow gaians. Here's a little bit about myself. Or maybe a lot about myself:

Name: I have many names, so you may call me what you wish. My most common names are in this order: Sing, serif, fires, Fran, or Ray.

Gender: I am female. Those of you that thought I was male--don't worry, I get that a lot.

Age: I'm a teenager. That's all you'll get from me.

Location: California. Once again, that's all you'll get from me.

Orientation: I'm straight.

Status: I am single, yes, but I'm not available. So if you think you're going to make a move, save your breath and try waiting three years. The issue of dating is up to my Dad only, so talk to Him if you want me.

Likes: I love music, my friends, writing, knee-socks, drama class, expensive gaia items that lovely people will buy for me *bats eyes*, car washes, foreign films, spanish projects, funny stories, food, colors, shiny things, love, acceptance, patience, cheerful people, profound statements, the game (which I just lost), animals, warmth, sunlight, autumn, rain, wind, trees, flowers, life, stuffed animals, art, books, video games, good movies, umbrellas, random things, paint, the smell of dirt, poetry, clouds, Brak, emo kids, the ocean, nervous high school freshmen, modest clothing, traveling, camping, fishing, snowboarding, blank paper, the Middle East, heroes, homestarrunner.com, clothing that stands out, Taco Bell, photography, jewelry, leather, bravery, orphans, children in general, Hello Kitty, adverbs, foreign languages, hobos, fire, melting things, innocence, people with accents, loyalty, Skittles and Combos (not just the song), friendship, the sunrise, angels, wisdom, the full moon, cute babies, shoes, Sean Bean, chewing gum, rainbows, people who like the same bands as me, other people's hair, dramatic explosions in cartoons, fuzzy things, cheesecake, hugging people, miniture-sized objects (from ponies to water bottles), upside-down circles, jokes, my great-great-great grandfather, YOUR great-great-great grandfather, boots, ninjas, hippies, funny words(onomatopoeia!), phobophobia, nerds, pi (yes, the number, not the food, although I do love pie), football, helping people, sharing, laughing, making other people laugh, and most of all, my Dad.

Dislikes:I hate spiders, cockroaches, needles, heights, strangulation, blood, death, pain, suffering, arrogance, pride, sin, worthlessness, loneliness, darkness, crying, misunderstandings, school suicides, drowning, suffocation, people who enjoy fighting and unhappy arguments, judgemental people, conformists, airheads, forced tolerance, tornados, waiting for the bell, when people talk too fast, war, addiction, narrow-mindedness, anger, triangles, circles, crooked paintings, upside-down crosses, cancer, racism, homophobia, pessimism, over-eating, accidental bad grammar, illiteracy, the fact that sometimes I can't spell illiteracy or intelligence, English class, greed, unnecessary violence, necessary violence, broken cameras, plane or car crashes, drunk drivers, alcoholism, food that tastes like cardboard, money, the government, worthless scientific research, scratched CDs, smoke, cleaning my own home, frezing computers, politically correct-ness, vampires (*cough, cough* Twilight series *cough*), grocery shopping, authors that write with an unecessary amount of description, blisters, fleas, creaky doors, make-up, terrible people that don't eat their cheescake (sorry, long story), things that remind me of my friends, the fishing channel, stupid rules at school, hatred, evil, suicide bombing, depression, medicine, allergies, genocide, politics, talking on the phone, and most of all, anything that upsets my Dad.

Now I shall conclude with my favorite joke:
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turnes to the other and asks, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"
The other screams, "HOLY CRAP!! A talking muffin!"