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Yo! Okay, actually, I hate that word, so let's go with hey. Hey there! I'm Tali, or Talith, or shitface if you want to, I really don't care. Real names are a no no. Anyway, so about me... Let's see. I'm super fabulous. You can ask anyone, they'll tell you. Especially Toasty, but don't really ask him because if you do I might have to stab you and that gets messy. Jail doesn't suit me and neither does running away to Switzerland, so everyone should just remember that Toasty is mine. Yeah, I'm possessive like that. He so very affectionately labels himself my b***h, and that's basically the truth of the matter. I don't beat him or anything, so all of you kinky minds hit reverse now... at least a little way. ^.~ Anyway, I enjoy dressing him up, because I can. Of course I enjoy undressing him easily as much if you catch my drift. XPSo moving onward. I'm a boy. Don't tell me I'm girly, I know this already and it really isn't that funny anymore, 'kay, thanks. No, I will not lay under a 'seme' for you or say gay things for your amusement. Don't ask. If you emo-b***h at me, I will stab you, I get enough s**t like that from my friends. And yes, relationship issues and 'mommy and daddy don't love me anymore' issues are emo conversations, leave them at the door. Unless you're one of my darlings (*coughAngelLucifelcough*) then you can b***h away. Speaking of AngelLucifel, I am Guci, no you don't understand what this means, but it does give me the right to kick your a**. Ask him, he'll tell you. I'm a total b***h when I'm in a bad mood. Hell may hath no fury like a scorned woman, but God Himself on a revelations day couldn't match with a vindictive gay man.
Okay, so this makes me sound like a total a*****e. I'm not really. ...Okay, on most days I'm not really. As long as you're not an a*****e first I'm friendly. And I don't bite... unless you want me to.
Oh, so I guess I'm suppose to talk about things I like here. Well, I like video games and anime when I manage to squeeze in time for them, which isn't much. Obviously I like Angel Sanctuary a lot. Lucifer owns you all. Um, I also like to read. Real books, even, not just Anne Rice novels (no offense to you vampire lovers). Oscar Wilde is the s**t. If you haven't read anything written by him your life is not yet complete. I hate that people use the term literate in order to mean you write grammatically correct sentences and long posts. Literate just means you can read folks and even fourth graders can do that (usually...) It bugs me, but hey, you have to conform every now and then if you want a good roleplay On that subject, I love roleplaying. I enjoy yaoi. No, I do not find it degrading, though the ukes are often laughable. The real world sucks, but hey, I live there so I like having friends there too. I still prefer to sit on my a** at the computer on most days... except when Toasty comes over. Then I just multitask, it's fun. Um, I listen to music, mostly punk and harder emo. (I went to a Fall Out Boy concert once and wanted to kill myself, damn friends.) Thrice is my other love, if you haven't heard them, put them on your to-do list with reading an Oscar Wilde work. Breaking Benjamin is awesome live, I would be their groupie if that were actually possible for me.
And now I think I'm finally done rambling. Yay. If you made it through all that you deserve a cookie, too bad I don't have one for you. You can pm me at any time, random messages are kind of funny, though I might ignore you if I think you're annoying. What can I say, I'm still a b***h. Oh, comments are fun too. Mean comments just make me laugh, so don't bother with them. Okay, seriously, I swear I'm done now.
Au revoir, my pretties. (Oh, I lied, I also love French. There, now I'm done, seriously, cross my heart. <.< >.>)
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