Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell- ding ding -Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to-
Hello operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I stab you from-
Behind the 'fridgerator, there was a peice of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little-
Ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their-
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, my parents're in their bedroom, kissing in the-
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK DARK DARK!
The Dark is like the movies, the movie's like the show, the show is like the TV screen and that is all I know.
I know I know my ma, I know i know my pa, I know I know my sister with a 40 acre bra.
My ma is Godzilla, my pa is King Kong, my sister is the person who taught me this dumb song. My ma gave me a nickle, my pa gave me a dime, my sister gave me a boyfriend whose name was Frankenstien.
He made me wash the dishes, he made me scrub the floor, he made me clean his underwear so i kicked him out the door.
He flew all over London, he flew all over France, he flew all 'round the Tower, and ripped those underpants!
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hi!!
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Hello Thar!
Nice Profile.
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Oh thats ok I don't mind. You were joking oh ok.
Sorry but sometimes I have my slow moments.
tank joo =w=
omg im sobored callme
My dear..YOU are scary! *blows kisses*
hey im bored call me
oh flyleaf,coolness
oh yeah nice outfit love, mind if i borrow it sometime? i wanna show someone what they're missing ^_^ *sneaky smile*