About

Greetings, Gaians! I am Asu ( or Zoinkery - he's my other account ) and the current Overlord of the Zurg Hive!

If you have any questions regarding Zurg-kind, the Zurg plot, or the Zurg Hive, please feel free to pm me n__n



But why don't I start at the beginning?

My name is Asu, or Elisabeth ( Liz ). I'm 22 years old and currently reside in the north of Ca-na-duh, together with my boyfriend KLN~ <33

I am German. Like, really German. Not american-my-grand-grand-grand-grand-parents-are-from-Germany-German. I'm actually born there and learned English in school and from reading sci-fi novels 8D. So put your panties back on when I make a mistake. I'm very fluent in English, and quite literate I've been told - but how many languages do YOU speak fluently? xP

My hobbies are weird o3o. I love organizing and order. I'm a paperwork fan and am happy when I have something to do. That doesn't mean that I can't be lazy too, but I love working and I plan on having one of these insane 70 hours/week jobs as soon as I finish University 8D. Another thing I love are debates! It bugs me a great deal that I am not as fluent in English as I am in German ( I'm like suuuper awesome in German *bragbrag* ), I still manage to get my point across normally. I'm not very emotional, people have actually gotten scared by how logical I can be >:3 fear the hammer of logic~~

Another thing I should add about the logic thing: I'm pro 2%-fee. I'm pro-Gaia-CEO, and I'm willing to debate your ears off until you agree D:< I am polite and well mannered, but if I don't agree with what you do, I'll let you know. I can be horribly direct, and I've gotten more then one person upset over that ( three people actually - if there are more, then they are too much of a chicken to tell me. ) The good thing though: I am normally ( always? ) right. ;D

I've been told that I occasionally come across a little elitist ( well, actually I've been told that there are people that have nothing better to do then sitting in towns all day and spreading rumors about the Zurg Hive being elitist ), but that's either because people are jealous, or because I'm afk in towns - which I am 90% of the time I am in towns. I don't MEAN to come over arrogant, mind you, so sorry if I do xD;

I also art! I am not particularly fond of the stuff that I produce, but other people seem to be >____>;;; if you want to commission me keep in mind that I am: a) slow, b) expensive, and c) picky. I get on average 120-170k for a CG knee-up, and rarely do full-bodies.


What else~ let's see~~~~

Before moving to Canada to be with my lover ( <33 ), I lived and worked in China as a business English teacher for two years. I had a great time down there, and yes, I've eaten dog. I speak enough mandarin Chinese to talk to the taxi driver, enough Korean and Japanese to order delicious Japanese and Korean food in restaurants, basic Spanish and French ( though I've forgotten most of my Spanish ToT ), have worked as an official dutch/english translator, have a degree in Latin aannnd am fluent in both German and English o3o. I know a shitload of stuff about Astronomy, Philosophy, the Bible ( yey catholic Girl-school ), History, Politics, aaaaaand I did your mum last night! I am also quite competent when it comes to computers =D Get a Mac, that's all you have to know!!!!!

I love my friends and wish I could brag with more of them on my profile. Super-greetings go to my bestest friend of all times and ever: Persu-poo <33 ( join his Harem people! ); my Assistant KoyKoy ( he likes c**k! ); my brothers Dilsu and Irvie ( they like c**k too! ); Zyzy, the sweetest reaper in the world and her heterosexual lover Amy~; Saggy fayse, who seems to teach me something new every day <3; Lyca, Dusk, Maril and Kiriani, who are all reaaaaaally lovely people and deserve lots of looooo >w<; Tyro, who izzle's my socks; Ahi, Sin and Thai, who are new to the gang, but just AS cool; Stell, who is my elitist buddy ( *flips hair* ); Zuek, who is not nearly as manly as I am; Lintra, Kenshin, Hattori, Zerr0, Packs, Zone, EM, Red, Sceppeh, Aryn, and... uhm... THE PERSON I FORGOT, who have all managed to make my day at several occasions. Lots of loo goes to the Zurg Hive in general: thank you for your trust, I promise I won't let you down >w< <3333



annddddddd~ yup, that's it!

I could go on talking about how Dilsu and I invented raiding, or how I invented Zone's mum jokes, or brought sexy back several times, am obsessed with walruses, am the "Jesus of 1919", or co-invented the term "loooooooooo", or the emote "¬ D¬", or how I saved towns from being shut down, or how I can sing every Rocky Horror Picture show song by heart, or how I did your mum last night, but it's friggin 4 am, and I'mma go sleep nao before I end up as a dehydrated Walrus D:<

loooooooooo~~~~~~~~




Songs I used in the past:

I am the Walrus by Bono ( Across the Universe )

Time to Pretend by MGMT

Princes of the Universe by Queen

Rock Psyche by Pierre Henry ( fatboyslim remix )

Soldier Dream - Saint Seiya opening - english version