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M'k, I know it's been a really long time since I said I was going to add these but hey, they're here now right? Cool! OK, to start it off I have a phunny phantom phic. Enjoy!!
RULES OF ERIK'S LAIR
1. Don't ever go skinny dipping in the lake.
2. Erik's music notes and manuscripts are NOT printer paper.
3. Erik will not tolerate sloppiness.
4. Singing 'achy breaky heart' every time the name Christine Daae comes up is strictly forbidden.
5. Erik will most likely give you singing lessons but you must never ask him to sing 'past the point of no return' with you or anything from 'Don Jon'
6. Do not ever ask Erik if he has the same plastic surgery as Michael Jackson.
7. Stealing Erik's cloths while he's in the bathtub is contrary to popular belief going to end badly.
8. Telling Erik that he is a fictional character created by Gaston Leroux, true or not will strike a bad vibe in Erik giving you an unpleasant time as well.
9. Saying the phrase, 'cheer up emo kid' to Erik is not a good idea.
10. When going into Erik's lair you will be asked to sign a stack of papers, among these will be a will and a waver.
11. Don't give Erik any pamphlets what so ever entitled, 'anorexia, how to get your life back on track!'
12. Playing with the trap doors and torture chamber is indeed a bad idea.
13. Don't ever hold up many different sized jars and ask Erik in a flirtatious tone, "Which one of these would hold your, well you know...?"
14. Playing with the punjab lasso is a NO NO!
15. Unless you want to spend three hours in the torture chamber you will not scorch Christine's hair in the dead of night.
16. Erik knows just as mush as the next guy he needs to get laid, stating this is pointless.
17. Playing with Erik's dolls in an inappropriate manner is strictly forbidden.
18. Impersonating O.G is against the law of Erik.
19. Having fan girl moments with Erik's undergarments is bad. very bad.
20. The words, 'Raoul', 'De Chagny' and 'viscount' are curse words, if I say them Erik will wash my mouth out with soup.
21. touching the organ is not allowed.
22. Pouring oatmeal on Erik's wig an then licking it off is going to end very badly.
23. Ayasha is sacred, there for I will never touch her.
24. Playing arts and crafts with Erik's wig, cloak and mask is a very very bad idea.
25. Seducing Erik is not an easy task and will end most painfully.
26. Trying to wrangle Ayesha with the punjab lasso is going to get you in BIG trouble.
27. Writing '[insert name here] Erik = Luv' is going to get you a trip to the torture chamber.
28. Taking pictures of Erik in the bathtub and then posting it on Erikporn.net is a good idea until Erik finds out and crashes the site and you get held responsible for it by the owners.
29. Singing the viagra theme song while strumming a banjo will get you no were good.
30. Giving tours of the lair on the gondola is a bad idea.
31. Putting Erik's coffin in the river and then riding it is not good.
32. Putting on Erik's mask of death, winding up the monkey music box and then dancing with it to the tune of masquerade is not going to end on a good note.
33. Going around the lair, stopping every few seconds and saying 'the apocalypse is coming soon, are you ready?' is not going to make Erik happy.
34. Suggesting to Erik that Christine left him because he smells of death, then giving him some fruity kind of shampoo will only get him to squirt it on you.
35. Replacing Erik's pictures with those of George Clooney and then saying in a love sick fan girl tone, 'you may be entirely sexy, but he has a face!' will get Erik to first hunt down Clooney and tear of his nose, and then throw you in the chamber of torture.
36. Having my picture taken then putting it on the wall in place of Christine's pictures will not make Erik want to hug me.
37. If you go through the hour long process of coloring the water painting the walls a nice shade of pink... Believe me, you've waisted an hour.
38. Standing on the gate then dropping Ayesha on the lever so that you can take a ride is only fun until Erik sees you.
39. Replacing Erik's organ with a dell laptop will not make Erik happy.
40. Lining my shower products such as moose, re volumizing spray and conditioner in Erik's shower is not a good idea.
41. Stealing Erik's things then taking them to the main floor to sell is not the best way to make money.
42. Going up to Erik's while he's sleeping and then saying in a cockney accent, "Ello love, I know, some day, you an' me is gonna be together. I can feel it in me bones!" Will only cause Erik to drown you.
43. Telling Ayesha "Curiosity killed the cat!" Time after time day after say will only get Erik to eventually kill you.
44. Playing with Erik's face on your computer and putting make up on him and such will get Erik to brake the computer.
45. Don't sing "All I ask of you" in the lair.
46. Doing doodles of my self on Erik's cape will not get him happy with me.
47. Singing any thing by Michael Jackson is a dad idea.
48. Putting a fan under your skirt so that you can have Merlon Monroe moments in front of Erik will get him to brake it to.
49. Creeping around the lair to the tune of pink panther and then getting behind Erik, so that when the BOOM part comes you can jump out at him will end up bad for me.
50. Touching Erik's things and then saying "Orgasmic" will not get you what you want.
51. Putting a toll bridge on the lake is a bad idea.
Look for ten new rules to be added every Saturday! Also, I'm allowing people to P.M me idea's for rules, there will be a section for my favorite rules sent in by phans, each week I will pick three winners, and each week there will be a prize for each top three.
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Okay then...
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Are you okay?
lol...
Sorry if I did.
What was the 'Are you okay?' for then?
Yeah, why?
Did I freak you out??
Man, I'd hate to miss ANY school this year. I love my schedule!!!
Ewww...
That must've sucked. =p
Wow,
That sucks.
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Why did you go to the hospital ANYWAY???
Yeah, that's mine too...only, that's pretty much my entire period...>.<
I hate that time of month...but mine usually lasts five days rather than seven...
I feel your pain. I should start mine next week...
So, yes...I'm sorry.
Lol.
Ah...
Sorry... =[