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Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls of all ages I bring to you the one the only Theeeeee Lotus Eclipse, Jay Lightning! Welcome to this profile. Why are you viewing it? Why are you here? Why aren't you posting in forum or out in the real world for that matter?! Oh well, I guess I shouldn't complain since you are actually taking time out of your hands to read this. Time that you will never have back. Time being wasted away as you read this word by word, letter by letter, syllable by syllable.. I should probably stop while I am ahead, yeah?

About me.. About me... Where to start.. Wheeeeere to start. My real name isn't Jay Lightning.. Jay is apart of my real name, and I wish Lightning was. Either way, it is how I will be addressed. Of course, I can be addressed by Lotus. That's always kickass. I am known as The Lotus Eclipse in several of places. Jay.. Lotus.. Your pick. My current career path in life is Printing. In other words, I am the guy that will be printing Newspapers or something like that. It's cool and all.. But the ink SUCKS.. As I type this, my right hand looks like a smurf blew up on it. I am QUITE accident prone.. Here is a list of events that questions me on how I am alive today.

1.) Concussion in the 7th Grade.. Fell asleep on the bus.
2.) Smashed thumb in the door.. split the skin and cut right to the bone
3.) Fell off a see-saw after running up one.. fall was hard enough to leave an imprint in the woodchips.
4.) Fell head first after going down a slide, backwards.
5.) Landed on head over 30 times on a trampoline.
6.) Landed on head at least 5 times or more while no where near a trampoline
7.) Busted both knees, back, and ribs at a school dance.
8.) Bruised ribs on a trampoline
9.) Fell backwards off a stool that was over 3 feet.
10.) Ran a red light and nearly hit a Semi.

These are just ten of my incidents.. Keep that in mind.

I rp... A lot.. These are my muses.


::::Constants::::
( Muses that are ALWAYS active )



::::Random::::
( Muses that come and go as they please )


::::Rare::::
( muses that are only available upon request.. or if I feel like bringing them out )



If you ever want to rp or something.. Send me a pm. WARNING: I will not pair up a canon with your goddamn OC. That is that.

I got nothing else... Can I go to sleep now?


Here are a few of my quotes:

There once was a man from Purue.. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Once we woke up, he soon found out.. His room mate was trying to arrest the palm tree.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her...
And didn't realize the hidden AK 47

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack tried to
Jump over a candle stick
Jack be smart
Jack be witty
And please tell us..

You can at least stop, drop, and roll

Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yessir Yessir, three bags full.
ARREST THAT SHEEP FOR THEFT!
( I went there... Sheep Racism )

Rock a bye baby, on the tree top.....
.......... O_O WHAT?!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men..
just ignored the kid snickering by the wall.

I tried to order from the Dollar Menu... They gave me French Fries.. I wanted a French Dollar.. I want my money back!

Eating good... In the Neighborhood... Before Hobos mug you for the food.

I love you so much that I will give you my heart.. Then that will make you a necrophiliac.

Have it your way!.. Beside's that way.. That way is illegal.. Unless you are in Kentucky..

Thunderthighs HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

They say it is fun to stay at the YMCA... I question taking advice when an Indian, Police Man, Construction Worker, Millitary soldier, and a dude in leather are working together to bring out the word.


I have an excellent mind > )....

Next up is something dedicated to people that I actually care enough for to waste my time to type about when I could be...... Wait.. I have a lot of free time.. OH WELLZ

Zemnas Mystic
I call him Z or Mystic... Everyone else.. calls him whatever they call him. This dud iz lyk mai bro 'n stuf. Met him a looooong time ago.. when my mom had to babysit me. We were like.... A few classic memories would be when he Chokeslamed me and bashed my head on a wooden frame, powerbombed me and missed the bed, and stepped on my chest... Ow... I still can't breathe right.. b*****d!

'The Solar Eclipse' Darc Windalf
This dude and I met because we were trying to figure out what the HELL was in those BINDERS!.. Due to bleeding heads, we know it is NOT cheap wal-mart cardboard. Dude is cool and insane.. Which is why he is here. GOOOOOOOO... What'syourname! = D. I can't remember any good moments, because I am dizzy.

'Chaos' My cousin, Kaaaaaaatie
THE ONLY PERSON IN MY FAMILY THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE!.. You mess with her, and you die. Enough said. Katie is awesome.. Katie is cool.. Katie has wanted to kill me for things I said and I shouldn't had said it because they were wrong. ILU CUUUUUUUUUUUZ

Winds
Duuuuuuude... I have known Winds... since.. like... a long time, man!.. I seriously do not remember when we met, but we are great friends! Totally an awesome rper, totally cool and awesome and stuff, and her posts has claimed my posts as a feast on so many levels. Post-cannibalism OMNOMNOM. Winds is totally one of the reasons why I am the rper I am today! LOVE YOU WIIIIIINDS

Mad
= D MAAAAAAAAAAAD!.. Finally a friend with a name that describes my mind.. MAAAAAAAAD. Uh.. I don't remember how long I have known her, but I known her long enough to add her on here and call her a totally awesome friend! Sure, she worries me a lot.. But then again.. I worry a lot of people.. *Looks to some of own youtube videos* . . . = D LOVE YOU MAAAAAD

To whom this may concenr
If I have forgotten someone that should be on this list then... WOW, YOU REALLY READ?!.. SNAPPORZ!.. [/runs]

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Native Funk

12/24/2009 10:44 am

Native Funk

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WAY. FOR I AM NOBUNAGA! AND YOUUUUUUUUU! YOU ARE MY QUEEEEEEEST! I HAVE SO MANY BITCHES, AND YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOOOONE!
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 8:10 am

LayeredCupCake

Yes .
I was like
WTF !??!
Hah.
From now on I'll be watching them.
Oh , also..
What days do the new one's
come out ?
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 8:04 am

LayeredCupCake

There I read the new one .
> __ >
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 8:00 am

LayeredCupCake

So,
I'll read it ..
;3
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 7:56 am

LayeredCupCake

Naw;;
I'm not caught up @ all .
My cousins tell me what's up.
Haha.
xD
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 7:38 am

LayeredCupCake

Ahh~
So ,
I must ask ..
Am I doing a good job of Sasuke ?
xD~
LayeredCupCake

12/17/2009 7:35 am

LayeredCupCake

I say you roleplay
Itachi Uchiha very well.
;3
SubZero Assassin

11/12/2009 11:25 am

SubZero Assassin

haha, do you watch the burimyu by any chance?
i think the momo is so cute >3< i have a friend who looks like her
SubZero Assassin

11/12/2009 12:12 am

SubZero Assassin

snaps she could get a third eye and hide it with a headband O:

xDDDDD i also saw an art of hinamori and hitsugaya cosplaying as yukina and hiei >w<
SubZero Assassin

11/11/2009 11:28 pm

SubZero Assassin

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/172/7/9/Yukina_Jaganshi___Konoha_Ninja_by_The_Youkai_Nightmare.jpg

more signs! O:

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