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G A L A D - D A M O D R E D

"They say he done them all of them in. They say he done it with an axe."
- Mad Hettie

~At A Glance~

Name: Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Age: 16
Species: Pan narrans
Subspecies: Pan apices
In a word: *********
Likes: Chocolate, books, attention, beauty, influence, drama, fashion.
Dislikes: Mathematics, teenagers, pain, boredom, inconveniences, knots.
Known hobbies: Hematomancy, writing, singing in the rain, training security elephants.
Location: The Courts of Faerie

Well, well, well... What can I say? I am Lord Galadedrid Damodred, nephew of the Lady Moiraine Damodred Aes Sedai of the Blue Ajah, great-nephew of King Laman Damodred of Cairhien, son of Lord Taringail Damodred, stepson of Queen Morgase Trakand of Andor, half-brother of the Lord Dragon Reborn, Prince of the Dawn, Lord of the Morning, Rand al'Thor, stepbrother of Daughter-Heir of Andor, Elayne Trakand and Andor's First Prince of the Sword, Gawyn Trakand.

Okay, now, seriously: I'm sixteen years old, of Vietnamese descent and I live in Melbourne, Australia - voted three times the World's Most Livable City! Melbourne rocks. Yup. We own Sydney.

I'm a liberal, intellectual, humanistic, moralistic, artistic, pacifistic, pantheistic, idealistic, lots-of-other-istic type of person.

I like... I like reading, writing, video games, reading, writing, movies, reading, writing, music, reading, writing, art, reading, writing, debating - did I mention reading and writing? I'm a writer. Or, at least, a wannabe teen writer, but I'll never admit it. Oh, I just did, didn't I? I play the piano and I love most kinds of music. Except maybe rap. Eurgh. *shudders* My binding passions, however, are jazz, traditional African, classical, traditional Celtic and hard rock. I also really like grunge... THREE DAYS GRACE FTW



I'm tall, thin, dark-haired and way too skinny. I have long, slender limbs, a long, slender torso, rather untidy dark brown hair and dark eyes with long eyelashes. I usually wear jeans and plain tees/tees with dumb things on them, or dress shirts if I'm feeling particularly meticulous. I smile briefly and often sardonically, in flashes, like light glinting off a knife-edge. There is much else that is knife-like about me...

I am known for my wide-ranging general knowledge and my general otherwise idiocy. I'm wonderfully clever, but I haven't a scrap of common sense. I'm also renowned for my wild and random changes of subject and vast capacity for rhetoric and wordplay, as well as a heroic bad temper and a severe dislike of being baulked.

I'm a ditz most of the time; always tripping over nothing, forgetting stuff, losing the thread of conversations, being messy and disorganized... and I'm a spaz all the time. Whenever I do something particularly stupid or... um, spazzy, I call it a "spazz attack". My sister calls it "brainfart". Hers is better, I think...

Maybe you've been warned off me as a pretentious, hypocritical, confrontational, self-righteous, overly defensive, philosophical, melodramatic, easily annoyed freak who's ridiculously, stubbornly, wildly, irrationally stuck to his ideals and is far too proud to give even an inch of leeway. I must say, the characterization is exactly right.

Anyway, wanna know me some more? Feel free to comment or PM. Oh, and by the way, I'm a grammar Nazi. Use text talk, bad spelling or bad grammar, your a** will be flamed from here to Beijing faster than you can say "lyk zomg".

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