- "Remember -- that which does not kill us can only make us stronger."- "And that which does kill us leaves us dead!" -- (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)

Perdita thought that not obeying rules was somehow cool. Agnes thought that rules like "Don't fall into this huge pit of spikes" were there for a purpose. -- (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)

The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." -- Rincewind discussing Twoflower (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking. -- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select. -- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)

"That's basically what a broadsword is- it's a pointy metal baseball bat."- The SIBLING. >.<

There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.Neil Gaiman, Stardust)

My apologies if I quote books/songs/ random emails at you. I have no life *sighs*

God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)