They call me Five

They call me Five

Myspace me, fer sure

off-brand clothes

Cary's Guitar
Soot Face Explode
Violet T-Rex
 

"It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair. You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. You thought we could lead by example. You thought the rules could bend but not break... you were wrong. The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."

this is me

Hi.

I'm Five.

Also Jesse.

I am genetically predisposed to alcoholism, delicate work, genocide, and having high standards.

Mostly the odd numbered ones out of the above list.

I get the genocide from being half Dutch.

Dutch=Viking, by the way (Which is awesome).

I play a lot of musical instruments, like, "bass n' drums n' guitar" a lot.

But mostly bass.

I dislike every Final Fantasy above 8.

I'm not single.

I'm apparently very attractive to older women.

I'm probably the most passive-aggressive person you will ever meet.

I'm a food lover.

I'm a Katy Perry fan.

I swear, a lot.

I'm taller than the average adult.

I love sarcasm.

I often question life.

I follow no specific religion, but if asked I will reply with pastafarian.

I laugh at scientology.

I like bands you haven't heard of.

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heykids-itsHITLER 12/22/2009 11:06 pm
heykids-itsHITLER

I'm drunk.
Becasue I am a ********

heykids-itsHITLER 12/22/2009 10:53 pm
heykids-itsHITLER

how have you been
if i type weird
im kinda plasterd

heykids-itsHITLER 12/22/2009 10:50 pm
heykids-itsHITLER

JESSSEEEEEE
hasnt talked to me in forever D<





I dont wanna talk about it:/

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 8:08 pm
I roll on d20s

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/music/should-girls-play-guitar/t.57239725/
lol

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 8:05 pm
I roll on d20s

e-brofist

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 8:04 pm
I roll on d20s

yes.

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 8:03 pm
I roll on d20s

Death From Above 1979? Yes.

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 8:02 pm
I roll on d20s

I happen to like their music. Taste is subjective, but there are some bands that are complete utter s**t no matter your taste. Most of these bands tend to be fairly uncreative, overproduced, and boring. Most pop-rock would fall under this umbrella of s**t.

/hipsterspeak

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 7:58 pm
I roll on d20s

so deathcore?

I roll on d20s 12/22/2009 7:56 pm
I roll on d20s

yah. s**t like that.

Deathcore is another common example of this mistake. People get deathcore confused with different genres of metal as well as screamo. Most commenly the screamo and either death/black/doom metal. s**t you not, they get deathcore confused with doom.

the place were i put my face

Unamused Five is unamused.
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~Leave the bourbon on the shelf, and I'll drink it by myself.
And I love you endlessly, darling don't you see,
that i'm not satisfied, untill I hold you tight~


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