They call me Five

They call me Five

Myspace me, fer sure

off-brand clothes

Cary's Guitar
Soot Face Explode
Violet T-Rex
 

"It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair. You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. You thought we could lead by example. You thought the rules could bend but not break... you were wrong. The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."

this is me

Hi.

I'm Five.

Also Jesse.

I am genetically predisposed to alcoholism, delicate work, genocide, and having high standards.

Mostly the odd numbered ones out of the above list.

I get the genocide from being half Dutch.

Dutch=Viking, by the way (Which is awesome).

I play a lot of musical instruments, like, "bass n' drums n' guitar" a lot.

But mostly bass.

I dislike every Final Fantasy above 8.

I'm not single.

I'm apparently very attractive to older women.

I'm probably the most passive-aggressive person you will ever meet.

I'm a food lover.

I'm a Katy Perry fan.

I swear, a lot.

I'm taller than the average adult.

I love sarcasm.

I often question life.

I follow no specific religion, but if asked I will reply with pastafarian.

I laugh at scientology.

I like bands you haven't heard of.

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I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 8:24 pm
I roll on d20s

l8er brah



brofist

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 8:24 pm
I roll on d20s

i saw

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 8:22 pm
I roll on d20s

noice

i actually have to go though. which is a shame, because thrice is playing on my computer.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 2:13 pm
I roll on d20s

maestro? that's ******** ridiculous.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 2:10 pm
I roll on d20s

lol sounds like complete and utter s**t.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 2:08 pm
I roll on d20s

most radio is s**t.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 2:04 pm
I roll on d20s

i hope not.

also: lulzy thread is lulzy. shame you missed it.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/music/i-m-sorry-i-had-to-close-this-because-of-mean-creepers/t.57250391_1/

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 2:01 pm
I roll on d20s

neither of you. Skummy is right.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 1:58 pm
I roll on d20s

saw it, actually.

I roll on d20s 12/23/2009 1:54 pm
I roll on d20s

i am aware of what gorilla glue is.

i know.

the place were i put my face

Unamused Five is unamused.
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~Leave the bourbon on the shelf, and I'll drink it by myself.
And I love you endlessly, darling don't you see,
that i'm not satisfied, untill I hold you tight~


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