this is me
Hi.
I'm Five.
Also Jesse.
I am genetically predisposed to alcoholism, delicate work, genocide, and having high standards.
Mostly the odd numbered ones out of the above list.
I get the genocide from being half Dutch.
Dutch=Viking, by the way (Which is awesome).
I play a lot of musical instruments, like, "bass n' drums n' guitar" a lot.
But mostly bass.
I dislike every Final Fantasy above 8.
I'm not single.
I'm apparently very attractive to older women.
I'm probably the most passive-aggressive person you will ever meet.
I'm a food lover.
I'm a Katy Perry fan.
I swear, a lot.
I'm taller than the average adult.
I love sarcasm.
I often question life.
I follow no specific religion, but if asked I will reply with pastafarian.
I laugh at scientology.
I like bands you haven't heard of.
the place were i put my face
Unamused Five is unamused.
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~Leave the bourbon on the shelf, and I'll drink it by myself.
And I love you endlessly, darling don't you see,
that i'm not satisfied, untill I hold you tight~
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Love you too.
I gotta get going soon.
I don't know.
I'm confused.
And...
Inside joke.
I have no clue.
Maybe magically transport myself to them and ask.
Ask whut?
Yeah. Deff.
WHAT THE BLOODY ******** !?
THat almost comical actually.
was the skrew like long as a d**k or something ??
SPeaking of CHords
Pete Townshend rythme workouts kill your fingers, especially the index
GODAMMIT.
My parents bought like, six things of apple pie ice cream for my mum.
And didn't get me any Mocha Frappachino. D:<