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- The recesses of my mind.
- Occupation
- Housewife & Student Teacher.
- Birthday
- 10/09
- Website
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About
So you've made it this far.I'm Childproof Sandwich, and maybe one day I'll be content with my profile.
My name came about in a rather idiotic way.
Apparently school lunches ARE out to kill us.
A friend of mine recently had to have STITCHES in the webbing between his two fingers to fix a cut made by a plastic sandwich box.
I answer to Twinkle, and that's usually it.
I'm commonly found shouting something obscene in your general direction;
Or shouting in general.
(Mostly about breasts, pornography of some sort, and even sometimes mathematics.)
I love sparkles, pretty pens, and my own handwriting.
I compensate for being small and annoying with my sweet wit.
I say things like "********", "awesomesauce", and "Sciencedamnit" a lot.
I love Alice in Wonderland.
I pace when I eat.
Kiwi and ripe apples are like an instant happy-gasm.
I take pictures of the sky.
I'm a satirical prodigy.
Most of the things you think are "new" and "individual" have probably been executed by others before you.
I'm pretty much sXe.
Unless you count swearing/booze/kinky-a** love.
Let's talk. I like it that way.
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Journal
A Ballad of Tears, Wishes for Life Anew.
[Thanks for listening]
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^^Quest
I've been better.
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