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Hellote. =D
I'm D.Darko. And I'm what you might call a Toothfairy. Now, let's get this straight. Toothfairies aren't exactly how they're portrayed in storybooks, so here's a few things to help you understand me better;
- Toothfairies EAT Teeth. Much like a Vampire drinks blood, a toothfairy needs to consume teeth now and then to survive. However, unlike a vampire, Toothfairies usually wish to coexist with regular Gaians. Many of us offer dental and medical services in return for teeth, under the guise of Dentists or Doctors.
- A single adult tooth can provide the equivalent nourishment of a hearty Gaian meal. The nicest thing you can do for a toothfairy is offer them BuckTeeth. A weighty pair of choppers like those can keep a toothfairy full of energy for over a week. A particularly hungry toothfairy will do your bidding if offered such a mouthwatering delight as reward.
- A toothfairies teeth are nearly as tough as diamond. Thus, we are able to crunch through tough enamels and bones with ease. We eat teeth in the same manner as you would see a squirrel eat nuts. Toothfairies are mostly harmless, but due to their large mouths and strong teeth/jaw muscles, a bite from one is something to be avoided. You could easily lose your hand.
- The Parabolic Reflector is more than mere medical apparatus. A toothfairy's brain is as adept at receiving and processing external signals and frequencies, and the reflector collects and amplifies this, much like a satellite dish. Toothfairies have built-in Sat-Nav, and if you see one looking blankly into space, he is likely watching TV or listening to the radio inside his own head.
There's more, but I won't bore you.
Besides my species issues though, I look forward to meeting and speaking to you all. To me personally, Friendship is most important, moreso than even Teeth.
Take care!
and Be Excellent To Eachother! =B
...Oh, and that dressup game below? I didn't make it, it was made by a nice girl called
Sup-qt. She has a shop, it can be found
here.
If you like, you can play it in
full screen here.
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o . o . . . I remember you from years ago. You don't change your avatar much, do you? xD
yeah, i almost fell for one o' those PM's then i realised there was wrong grammar, and gaia wont do that and all.
whoa, an '04 person. were you ever hacked?? i was hacked on my first week here.
instead of that making me want to leave, i just got more paranoid and addicted to gaia.
lifestyle? ill check it out :3
and..wow..so you do nothing really on gaia O.O
when did you join?
i just joined this may 'o9
oh sure, i understand^^
and, yay, id like to chat~ hm..what do you usually do on gaia??
I like using 'Hallo' because it's the German greeting for 'hello'. : ) It's nice to meet you, Lee, I'm Jessica. My morning is quite fine, thank you. How are you?
hmm. do you know http://explosm.net ?? they have a webcomic there, i dont know about you, but i find it damn hilarious.
and.. what's your name on facebook??
Hallo, I usually use that greeting towards people. ;O
hi lee^^
im elle. or ren. or seashelle. or xhaille.
yeah i have random nicknames sweatdrop
nice meeting you lee. im just so bored uhh, how are you?
ohaii. i was wondering where you got the dress darko thing. its awesome^^
awesome profile, i hear your username a lot. ._.
weird.