About

About This Bear
this bear is 18, and lives in michigan.
send this bear a pm or a friend request.
this bear is here to entertain.
this bear does it all.

Who Is This Bear?
i am this bear. this bear is not any other bear. do not confuse this bear with other bears.
this bear is the original this bear.

Gifts
this bear gives gifts.
this bear does not give gifts to people without first receiving a pm or a friend request.
gifts are random.
this bear accepts gift requests if they are reasonable.
this bear requires you to give good reason to receive gift and donate some gold before gift is given.
see Trade Requests for details on trade requests.
this bear is not daily chance.
this bear will not give gifts if these guidelines are not followed.

Gold
i like to give away gold. to get gold from this bear, send a pm with a good reason to receive gold.
to receive gold, you must have a good reason to receive gold and donate an item or a few items.
this bear does not give away totally free gold.
this bear decides how much gold you will get.
this bear accepts requests for gold.
see Trade Requests for details on trade requests.
this bear will not give gold if these guidelines are not followed.

Donations
this bear accepts any and all donations.
value does not matter.
valuable items are appreciated though.
gold as well.
donations will be accepted via trade request or gifts.
see Trade Requests for details on trade requests.

Trade Requests
this bear would like you to either label your trade request or send a pm about your trade request.
this bear needs info before engaging in a trade request.

Greed
please do not take advantage of this bear.
this bear is here to help.
this bear is not here to feed your greedy ways.

Random
this bear is random. do not be offended by this.

Third Person
no, i do not always talk in third person.

Knowledge
this bear knows things.
ask this bear questions.
this bear reserves the right to not answer certain questions.
this bear reserves the right to a certain margin of error.

This Bear Is Magic
this bear can be used as a magic 8 bear.
this bear reserves a certain margin of error.

PM For Details
if you are in need of anything that this bear offers, please do pm for details.
details will be given.

Relationships
this bear will be your friend.
this bear will not be your girlfriend.
this bear does not date.

Rally
this bear does not race.
this bear goes to rallys for entertainment purposes only.

Marketplace
this bear has a marketplace shop.
sometimes this bear sells expensive items for cheap.
this bear does not always do the above.

Limits
this bear has limits.
this bear is sometimes ballin and will give lots.
this bear is sometimes poor and wont give anything.
keep these facts in mind.

Jokes
this bear loves jokes.
this bear can take a joke.
please do not make fun of this bear.
remember, this bear has limits.

Art
this bear takes pictures.
this bear cannot draw very well.
this bear will do commissions anyway if the second statement doesnt matter.

Honesty
this bear is honest.
this bear does not lie.
this bear is sarcastic.
sarcasm is not lying.
do not be confused.

Obnoxious
this bear is sometimes obnoxious.
please do not be offended by this.
it depends on this bears mood whether or not this bear is indeed obnoxious.
this bear is very nice though.

Friend Requests
this bear is accepting friend requests.
friend request this bear.

Conclusion
this bear is here to entertain.
this bear does it all.