I've become obsessed with tattoos now, though, and have myself half-convinced that I want to get my whole back done and a set of sleeves for good measure.
Plz tell me about this "dedcat". Is is similar to your zombie horses?
If I was a tattoo artist, I would have refused to do a tattoo as utterly retarded as that. I would have been like, "Go to a hospital and have your reproductive systems removed. Now."
I would laugh so fucking hard if I saw that tattoo (or one similar to it) irl.
Just when I think humanity can't be stupider, I remember furries and weep for the future of the human race. Not only is her back hairy, not only is she retarded, not only are her tattoos retarded, but the art is bad. Why why why would you want bad art on your body?
I developed a new character I call "dedcat." He's a cutie. Dre wants me to design a tattoo for her, so I think I'll design something abhorringly cute. Or just ask her if she wants a dedcat tattoo. Or a pokemon tattoo. I should get a tattoo of a pokeball. It would be alskdf01239820jldskf x cooler than yours.
I wrote an artist statement all about Illustration vs. Fine Arts I'm sure my class will love it.
Yeaaaaah, I doubt I'll ever take pictures of them. The Pikachus are 18x24, the map is like 22x28, Calvin is 24x36, etc. I'm way too lazy to set aside time to do this. Lack of deviantGAY has made me even lazier, which is always a good thing. Plus they're still at school for final critique. Speaking of which, I have to write an "artist's statement" tonight, which will make setting aside time to worship at the altar of Portal difficult. I think I'll start with, "I am neither a hypocrite nor a liar," and end with, "The future belongs to the analog loyalists," and figure out some way to connect them in the middle.
Watched Dre get a tattoo last night. +___+ Now I want one. Though the tattoo...artist...said tattoos will really hurt if you clench and that's my reflex reaction to stress. That and my parents would kick me out and I'd end up homeless in the art building spending all my money on food for Daxxie.
Maybe that dream last night was a prophesy of things to come, what with Dre pushing a tat and Christi pushing alcohol, drugs, body piercings, and a husky.
I have friends who are truly positive influences on me.
Paintork class is going well. I manage to finish everything by the due dates, though we've had two projects in two weeks so really. First one was a still-life, so I did a painting of a bajillion (okay, 27) Pikachus and made some existential commentary about what still-lifes represent.
Still-lives?
And last week was a landscape so I painted a map and now I love making maps and want to do it all the time.
This week is a portrait, and in a completely retarded twist of Fine Arts, if we work figuratively (versus abstractly or non-representationally) we have to bring in an artist to reference.
Let me repeat this. We're doing portraits. If we are going to do a portrait that has an actual person in it - hold on now, that's way too crazy - we have to bring in an artist to reference.
I hate the art world.
But I'm following up my painting of Benji with a painting of Calvin, though the two will hardly match.
G/d I want a female Combee. >:E
So the artist I'm referencing is myself. B) How awesome am I? At least as awesome as Natasha.
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I've become obsessed with tattoos now, though, and have myself half-convinced that I want to get my whole back done and a set of sleeves for good measure.
Plz tell me about this "dedcat". Is is similar to your zombie horses?
If I was a tattoo artist, I would have refused to do a tattoo as utterly retarded as that. I would have been like, "Go to a hospital and have your reproductive systems removed. Now."
I would laugh so fucking hard if I saw that tattoo (or one similar to it) irl.
Just when I think humanity can't be stupider, I remember furries and weep for the future of the human race. Not only is her back hairy, not only is she retarded, not only are her tattoos retarded, but the art is bad. Why why why would you want bad art on your body?
I developed a new character I call "dedcat." He's a cutie. Dre wants me to design a tattoo for her, so I think I'll design something abhorringly cute. Or just ask her if she wants a dedcat tattoo. Or a pokemon tattoo. I should get a tattoo of a pokeball. It would be alskdf01239820jldskf x cooler than yours.
I wrote an artist statement all about Illustration vs. Fine Arts I'm sure my class will love it.
I could've sworn I already told you.
Maybe I'm confusing you and Christi.
Y'all do look alike.
It's a drawing her friend did of a girl without a face sitting on a pile of masks.
As for whether it's cooler than yours or not. Idk. Yours is like halfway trampstamp halfway not. It can't make up it's mind, so neither can I.
Were you drunk at the time?
It's illegal in Arizona to get a tattoo if you're drunk. Rather, it's illegal for someone to give you one.
I forgot what the rest of your comment said.
I can't tell when you're being condescending and when you're not.
Speaking of which, pokemon!!!
Also, I think your story was fabricated. The events as you described them have a 9/10 certainty of not happening.
I didn't even know you liked The Clash. +___+
It's always weird when I find out stuff you're really into and I had no idea about. Does that make sense?
What's the tattoo going to be of?
Yeaaaaah, I doubt I'll ever take pictures of them. The Pikachus are 18x24, the map is like 22x28, Calvin is 24x36, etc. I'm way too lazy to set aside time to do this. Lack of deviantGAY has made me even lazier, which is always a good thing. Plus they're still at school for final critique. Speaking of which, I have to write an "artist's statement" tonight, which will make setting aside time to worship at the altar of Portal difficult. I think I'll start with, "I am neither a hypocrite nor a liar," and end with, "The future belongs to the analog loyalists," and figure out some way to connect them in the middle.
Watched Dre get a tattoo last night. +___+ Now I want one. Though the tattoo...artist...said tattoos will really hurt if you clench and that's my reflex reaction to stress. That and my parents would kick me out and I'd end up homeless in the art building spending all my money on food for Daxxie.
Maybe that dream last night was a prophesy of things to come, what with Dre pushing a tat and Christi pushing alcohol, drugs, body piercings, and a husky.
I have friends who are truly positive influences on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abgQkWDB-kI
What's that link? You can trust me.
So how's life?
Paintork class is going well. I manage to finish everything by the due dates, though we've had two projects in two weeks so really. First one was a still-life, so I did a painting of a bajillion (okay, 27) Pikachus and made some existential commentary about what still-lifes represent.
Still-lives?
And last week was a landscape so I painted a map and now I love making maps and want to do it all the time.
This week is a portrait, and in a completely retarded twist of Fine Arts, if we work figuratively (versus abstractly or non-representationally) we have to bring in an artist to reference.
Let me repeat this. We're doing portraits. If we are going to do a portrait that has an actual person in it - hold on now, that's way too crazy - we have to bring in an artist to reference.
I hate the art world.
But I'm following up my painting of Benji with a painting of Calvin, though the two will hardly match.
G/d I want a female Combee. >:E
So the artist I'm referencing is myself. B) How awesome am I? At least as awesome as Natasha.