About

Aspiring Author | Amateur Cryptozoologist | Ace b***h

For all intents and purposes, you may refer to me as "the Queen."
I am always accepting applications for potential servants and worshipers.
Functionality as a mop so I may rhythmically wipe the floor with you is requisite in any pursuit of familiarity.

I live on the Gambino Outer Islands, and whoever owned my beachside home last owes me big time for the demands of frog care and keeping my cat from eating said co-tenants.