Goddamn, that s**t's really gay them. D:< I liek my stories short skanks
I've done a couple Flash-Fiction things but idk where they went. >:E Probably around the internet somewhere. They're actually really fun. But I've never in my goddamn life heard of that story. Abridge it for me, plz??
Actually, I don't think you've ever been wrong with youtube. B) Bravo, you deserve an award. I think you're gonna be promoted to First Lady of Delaware. But goddamn, Christi better question her boyfriend. Either that, or buy him a hot date for the night. |B
goin
Isn't minimum wage going to be raising here soon? @_@ Thought it was, but I could be wrong. Are you only getting paid minimum wage, Mickey?
f repair shops >:E
Wait, lol, wait. The new guy at the Les Swab's we have here (Because everybody knows everybody) just had his baby drown in the bathtub. ...I don't know why this makes me lol, but it does, call me a bad person. But yeah, the guy's only been here like a month, and last week his eleven-month of daughter drowned in the bathtub. I was walking to work and saw the ambulances but didn't know what they were for.
...okay, wait, I'm not loling about that anymore. :<
Time to go take more pills, whoop whoop. And then maybe go try and play Guitar Hero.
;D I love it when you bullshit. ...er. Yeah okay. :3
OMFGRATROBOT?! DO WANT. That actually sounds really cool. :0 Please, tell me more. These are amazing.
I'm afraid to actually youtube 'BigDog' BUT FOR U I'LL DO NETING. wat exactly m i lookin 4?? o wait holy s**t nvrmind
HOLY s**t THAT'S COOL. Holy s**t.
I have faith in you to make the right decision Mickey. ;__; u can do it i believe in you
I've totally lost my train of thought, thanks painmeds. B) Cat, get the f**k away from me, I don't know who you are. WHY DO YOU KEEP TOUCHING ME?!
I know all Shoe's other white trash relatives but I've only heard stories about her grandma, holy cow. I'm gonna be so scurred.
You knows, I has the same problem with work. I love my job but GODDAMN GIVE ME MORE MONEY I NEED IT. I should just tell them that if they want me to survive, they should give me a raise. It's like a suicide note AND ransom letter all at once. B)
10-20 pages still counts as a shortstory, right? @_@ In Alfred Hitchcock's collections the last two stories were always like... 35+ pages and they make me rage because it's a BOOK FILLED WITH SHORT STORIES. ARGH.
u shud lurn 2 b a mechanic mikey ur a boy ull fit rite in and u wont hav 2 pay money 4 ppl 2 do tings ud no how 2 do
Yeah I was stretching and coughing and brushing my teeth at the same time. B) They said the combination of stuff probably tore a hole somewhere, or popped a cyst on the lining of my stomach idk. I just have to puke it all up and wait for it to heal though i don't know how that'll work cuz puking seems like it'd aggravate it and make it worse. But thx u 4 teh pity ill return it 1 day
That story's short because I never write anything long. XD More than five pages wat i wanna get me some srs short story coverage that'll be put in a collection like Alfred Hitchcock.
Hitchcock. llolololololololol
WAT HER GRANDMA'S GONNA BE THERE WAT. OH s**t. I'VE NEVER MET HER GRANDMA BUT I'VE HEARD STORIES AND I'M TERRIFIED. But Shoe told me once that her grandma likes the first born kids so maybe i have a shot. :B Sucks that you aren't gonna be there, because I think Tiffy's coming too, and we could have had this big huge party and everything. And I wouldn't have been so gay this time because I'm not working two jobs f**k YEAH but I need to be. Ughughugh.
I had no idea radiators costed that much. @__________________________@ Holy s**t. I never want to drive now. What's your cars name again, I forgot.
Layer Cake is an AWESOME MOVIE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. It's got Danial Craig in it, the guy that's in the new James Bond movies. :B It's about the mafia, and it's directed in the Guy Richie style so it's fuckin' badass. Actually, wait, I'm holding the case. O WAIT. XDDD It's produced by Guy Richie. The Producer of Snatch, and Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels. All of them are great movies, tru fax. All of them have to deal with the mafia. The BRITISH mafia. HXC
Well damn. D: Holdin' out on me, are you? r u cheatin on me???????? i swear i saw some other guys underwear under ur pillow last nite...................
You did tell me about the independent study with David, you lucky b*****d. Except it was on MSN and not here. :B I fell in love with his art when you gave me the link to his site and now ur my hero for getting 2 work wit him................. -makes <3___<3 eyes @ u-
I WILL MY BEAUTIFUL KNIGHT. AS LONG AS YOU TELL ME TO, I WILL.
So I've got the flu, right? And I went to the doctors yesterday, because my stomach was hurting more than it should (How could I tell it was hurting more that usual, I had the flu. Idk.), and they told me I had some awesome internal bleeding. B) No wonder I was puking up blood, huh? im awesum
They gave me some cool painkillers and now it's eaaaaasy ridin'. Except my cats are dicks so I locked them in the bathroom. They ruined my hair straightener by knocking it in the toilet. I'm surprised they didn't electrocute themselves, it was plugged in.
My finger tips just turned purple. HOW COOL IS THAT HUH?!
Oh, so I just bought my first scratch card on Thursday. |B I've got less than a month till I'm nineteen, and I still hadn't bought a scratch card. I didn't win anything, but IDC. I got a thrill out of it anyways.
Speaking of Wednesday, I wrote this then. Don't question me, just tell me what u tink ok?????? hi im gay
Oh! When are you gonna be able to go to Shoe's again, if you're ever going to? I know it's only been like... two months, since your last trip, but idk. I'm goin' up there for Thanksgiving, yeehaw. B) Her mom's a badass in the kitchen, right where she should be. ...wat i luv shoes mommy wat
I'm gonna have to get a ride with her aunts though, so that's gonna suck. I hope I can find Maddy's ipod before then. I need to clean my apartment and try to find it. Of course I think Maddy took it and just didn't tell me, but whatev. I still need to clean my apartment. Move things around and all that stuff.
Except I don't wanna, because everything's really heavy and I'm a weakling. Oh my flabby arms. -wiggles them @ u-
...y do i copy shoe wen im rly tired???
Idk.
o and i bought velvet goldmine at barns and noble when i was in portland last month B) bcuz i remembered u telling thats were u got urs
And then I got Layer Cake at Safeway. I've been looking for that movie for a YEAR OMG and it was at Safeway. Here. Where everything bad comes to die. I was so surprised, you have no idea. Or maybe you do, and we should have a party.
So I've been drawing some really shitty stuff. :B That I'm never going to show anyone. Have you been workin' on anything lately? Cuz if you have, I might just have to profoundly attempt to convince you to showeth me. I can't speak in anything close to Shakespearean.
Have you ever wondered why they write 'Sweetheart' on to-go cup lids? I have a Mountain Dew sitting next to me and the lid says 'Sweetheart' and I think it might be hitting on me. I wanna slap it and step on it's toes but that's a good Dew and I don't wanna waste it. m i gonna have 2 deal wit tis perv until im done??? but then again im rly thirsty... omg is its straw it's d**k?! HOLY s**t, NO. NEED TO GO GET A CUP, NOW. OMGOMGOMGOMG. Dammit those dirty ******** that make the cup lids. D:< Now I know what they're thinking. I hate them. I'm going to write them a nasty letter.
And then I have to go write a letter to my school and COMPLAIN AND WHINE ABOUT HOW THEY SUCKED AND IM NVR GOIN BACK.
:3 I hope you have a nice Tuesday over there in Argentina or wherever the f**k you are. I love you. Bye bye.
Yeah, high school semesters are different than college stuff. But I dunno, we get weird holidays. THIS IS MY SCHOOL CALENDAR. Lol you're gonna be a creeper and like stalk me now or something even though you're like 8 hours away by plane. http://www.eastlongmeadow.org/Schools/calendarnext.pdf
As you can see, we get like, three weeks off. I should count the total days off we have or something.
Lol I watch Lion King 1 1/2 when I'm bored. That's how cool I am.
Yeah, we get out around the end of June. Ish. Maybe the middle of June, I dunno. We get a week off for Christmas, a week off in february, and a week off in april/around easter.
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Goddamn, that s**t's really gay them. D:< I liek my stories short skanks
I've done a couple Flash-Fiction things but idk where they went. >:E Probably around the internet somewhere. They're actually really fun. But I've never in my goddamn life heard of that story. Abridge it for me, plz??
Actually, I don't think you've ever been wrong with youtube. B) Bravo, you deserve an award. I think you're gonna be promoted to First Lady of Delaware. But goddamn, Christi better question her boyfriend. Either that, or buy him a hot date for the night. |B
goin
Isn't minimum wage going to be raising here soon? @_@ Thought it was, but I could be wrong. Are you only getting paid minimum wage, Mickey?
f repair shops >:E
Wait, lol, wait. The new guy at the Les Swab's we have here (Because everybody knows everybody) just had his baby drown in the bathtub. ...I don't know why this makes me lol, but it does, call me a bad person. But yeah, the guy's only been here like a month, and last week his eleven-month of daughter drowned in the bathtub. I was walking to work and saw the ambulances but didn't know what they were for.
...okay, wait, I'm not loling about that anymore. :<
Time to go take more pills, whoop whoop. And then maybe go try and play Guitar Hero.
;D I love it when you bullshit. ...er. Yeah okay. :3
OMFGRATROBOT?! DO WANT. That actually sounds really cool. :0 Please, tell me more. These are amazing.
I'm afraid to actually youtube 'BigDog' BUT FOR U I'LL DO NETING. wat exactly m i lookin 4?? o wait holy s**t nvrmind
HOLY s**t THAT'S COOL. Holy s**t.
I have faith in you to make the right decision Mickey. ;__; u can do it i believe in you
I've totally lost my train of thought, thanks painmeds. B) Cat, get the f**k away from me, I don't know who you are. WHY DO YOU KEEP TOUCHING ME?!
I know all Shoe's other white trash relatives but I've only heard stories about her grandma, holy cow. I'm gonna be so scurred.
You knows, I has the same problem with work. I love my job but GODDAMN GIVE ME MORE MONEY I NEED IT. I should just tell them that if they want me to survive, they should give me a raise. It's like a suicide note AND ransom letter all at once. B)
10-20 pages still counts as a shortstory, right? @_@ In Alfred Hitchcock's collections the last two stories were always like... 35+ pages and they make me rage because it's a BOOK FILLED WITH SHORT STORIES. ARGH.
u shud lurn 2 b a mechanic mikey ur a boy ull fit rite in and u wont hav 2 pay money 4 ppl 2 do tings ud no how 2 do
WOW MICKEY UR ONLINE HI
Yeah I was stretching and coughing and brushing my teeth at the same time. B) They said the combination of stuff probably tore a hole somewhere, or popped a cyst on the lining of my stomach idk. I just have to puke it all up and wait for it to heal though i don't know how that'll work cuz puking seems like it'd aggravate it and make it worse. But thx u 4 teh pity ill return it 1 day
That story's short because I never write anything long. XD More than five pages wat i wanna get me some srs short story coverage that'll be put in a collection like Alfred Hitchcock.
Hitchcock. llolololololololol
WAT HER GRANDMA'S GONNA BE THERE WAT. OH s**t. I'VE NEVER MET HER GRANDMA BUT I'VE HEARD STORIES AND I'M TERRIFIED. But Shoe told me once that her grandma likes the first born kids so maybe i have a shot. :B Sucks that you aren't gonna be there, because I think Tiffy's coming too, and we could have had this big huge party and everything. And I wouldn't have been so gay this time because I'm not working two jobs f**k YEAH but I need to be. Ughughugh.
I had no idea radiators costed that much. @__________________________@ Holy s**t. I never want to drive now. What's your cars name again, I forgot.
Layer Cake is an AWESOME MOVIE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. It's got Danial Craig in it, the guy that's in the new James Bond movies. :B It's about the mafia, and it's directed in the Guy Richie style so it's fuckin' badass. Actually, wait, I'm holding the case. O WAIT. XDDD It's produced by Guy Richie. The Producer of Snatch, and Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels. All of them are great movies, tru fax. All of them have to deal with the mafia. The BRITISH mafia. HXC
Well damn. D: Holdin' out on me, are you? r u cheatin on me???????? i swear i saw some other guys underwear under ur pillow last nite...................
You did tell me about the independent study with David, you lucky b*****d. Except it was on MSN and not here. :B I fell in love with his art when you gave me the link to his site and now ur my hero for getting 2 work wit him................. -makes <3___<3 eyes @ u-
I WILL MY BEAUTIFUL KNIGHT. AS LONG AS YOU TELL ME TO, I WILL.
Hey Mickey, I'm going to annoy you now.
So I've got the flu, right? And I went to the doctors yesterday, because my stomach was hurting more than it should (How could I tell it was hurting more that usual, I had the flu. Idk.), and they told me I had some awesome internal bleeding. B) No wonder I was puking up blood, huh? im awesum
They gave me some cool painkillers and now it's eaaaaasy ridin'. Except my cats are dicks so I locked them in the bathroom. They ruined my hair straightener by knocking it in the toilet. I'm surprised they didn't electrocute themselves, it was plugged in.
My finger tips just turned purple. HOW COOL IS THAT HUH?!
Oh, so I just bought my first scratch card on Thursday. |B I've got less than a month till I'm nineteen, and I still hadn't bought a scratch card. I didn't win anything, but IDC. I got a thrill out of it anyways.
Speaking of Wednesday, I wrote this then. Don't question me, just tell me what u tink ok?????? hi im gay
Oh! When are you gonna be able to go to Shoe's again, if you're ever going to? I know it's only been like... two months, since your last trip, but idk. I'm goin' up there for Thanksgiving, yeehaw. B) Her mom's a badass in the kitchen, right where she should be. ...wat i luv shoes mommy wat
I'm gonna have to get a ride with her aunts though, so that's gonna suck. I hope I can find Maddy's ipod before then. I need to clean my apartment and try to find it. Of course I think Maddy took it and just didn't tell me, but whatev. I still need to clean my apartment. Move things around and all that stuff.
Except I don't wanna, because everything's really heavy and I'm a weakling. Oh my flabby arms. -wiggles them @ u-
...y do i copy shoe wen im rly tired???
Idk.
o and i bought velvet goldmine at barns and noble when i was in portland last month B) bcuz i remembered u telling thats were u got urs
And then I got Layer Cake at Safeway. I've been looking for that movie for a YEAR OMG and it was at Safeway. Here. Where everything bad comes to die. I was so surprised, you have no idea. Or maybe you do, and we should have a party.
So I've been drawing some really shitty stuff. :B That I'm never going to show anyone. Have you been workin' on anything lately? Cuz if you have, I might just have to profoundly attempt to convince you to showeth me. I can't speak in anything close to Shakespearean.
Have you ever wondered why they write 'Sweetheart' on to-go cup lids? I have a Mountain Dew sitting next to me and the lid says 'Sweetheart' and I think it might be hitting on me. I wanna slap it and step on it's toes but that's a good Dew and I don't wanna waste it. m i gonna have 2 deal wit tis perv until im done??? but then again im rly thirsty... omg is its straw it's d**k?! HOLY s**t, NO. NEED TO GO GET A CUP, NOW. OMGOMGOMGOMG. Dammit those dirty ******** that make the cup lids. D:< Now I know what they're thinking. I hate them. I'm going to write them a nasty letter.
And then I have to go write a letter to my school and COMPLAIN AND WHINE ABOUT HOW THEY SUCKED AND IM NVR GOIN BACK.
:3 I hope you have a nice Tuesday over there in Argentina or wherever the f**k you are. I love you. Bye bye.
can i make another i love mickey sign
Yeah, high school semesters are different than college stuff. But I dunno, we get weird holidays. THIS IS MY SCHOOL CALENDAR. Lol you're gonna be a creeper and like stalk me now or something even though you're like 8 hours away by plane. http://www.eastlongmeadow.org/Schools/calendarnext.pdf
As you can see, we get like, three weeks off. I should count the total days off we have or something.
Lol I watch Lion King 1 1/2 when I'm bored. That's how cool I am.
Yeah, we get out around the end of June. Ish. Maybe the middle of June, I dunno. We get a week off for Christmas, a week off in february, and a week off in april/around easter.
I've been in school for like a month wtf. We go really early, but we still get out late. I dunno.
I've been rly busy, too. With schoolish stuff. And procrastinating and stuff.
Brb, getting some cran-pomegranate juice.
Okay. This stuff is delicious.
So I got a DS but dad won't let me play it until I pay him for it. WHICH SUCKS.
Omg I have a basically naked vampire next to my av.