ME:

I am a writer, I love writing and reading! Most of my writing is deppressing poetry though...You can see some of my writings if you want to! They are on my "personal webpage"...I love the ocean too. Someday I will be a MarineBiologist...I also hate people who flame other peoples dreams and joys...I don't have much to say but other than what I have typed, I'm very friendly and would enjoy talking to probably anyone. These are my favorite quotes:

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"But why is the RUM gone!!??" Jack Sparrow (POTC)

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of Dirt!" Jack Sparrow(POTC)

"The opposite of war isn't peace; its creation," Mark (RENT)

Rachel Scott is one of my heroes. You can find out who she is, I highly recommend you to if you don't know her, on Rachel's Challenge .com....She has really shown me a different light. God bless Rachel! She said once "my hands will touch the hearts of millions". I hope mine do too.

I have alot of sisters and though they aren't blood related they might as well be: A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you!
Subject: Headlines in USA Papers this year....


Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!!

What DO they teach in journalism courses these days?

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work

after Death

Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!

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Juvenile Court to Try

Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya' think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to

Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chain-saw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

well thats just fricking hilarious