About the author...

I am a professional dog spotter. I have spotted dogs of many breeds, large and medium sizes. I do not spot small dogs as I do not consider them to actually be dogs. I hope to one day spot a dog riding in a helicopter.

When not spotting dogs I enjoy the following things with equal vigor: hot dogs, water, winning trophies, the allure of a fine woman, beer, the great outdoors, the lesser outdoors, trapdoors, and writing.

I am one of two writers working for Gaia. Traditionally, I'm the one who is less talented and more liberal with the exclamation marks!

OTHER FASCINATING FACTS:
  • I cannot give anyone Gold, including myself.
  • Alas, I cannot handle tech support issues. It's not my department and I would just end up breaking your account and then getting overly defensive and yelling at you until either one or both of us starts crying.
  • I have yet to see a dog in a helicopter, but one day soon...
  • I can bench press over a dozen pounds.

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Bunai 12/18/2009 1:37 am
Bunai

seems like a long shot,
But I wanted to know why the "School Survival Guide" was not put in Events forum. I was going to go back to them and get the NPC interviews.
Do you have those available? I really want them for history sakes, since it marked Josie's debut in her new look.

Lunar Eclipse Vampire 12/04/2009 6:56 pm
Lunar Eclipse Vampire

how the heck did you get two overseerers?

killysia x 12/04/2009 3:53 pm
killysia x



Jason: Do you wake up every morning and say, "Today, I'm going to find someone's dream that's come true and put an end to it"?
How do you always manage to be at the end of the Announcement?

S O M E T H I N G * P O S I T I V E


Davan: I look at it like this: the holiday season may have a phenomenally high suicide rate, but we can't hope to maintain that level of excellence if everyone doesn't do their part.

Teikaru 11/21/2009 9:59 am
Teikaru




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Murderous Distraction 11/20/2009 5:33 pm
Murderous Distraction

What did you post on that Tobacco Removal announcement?
I must know!

I eat babis 11/20/2009 4:39 pm
I eat babis

o; u posted in one of the annoucements;; o; jesus ;3

lxFayexl 11/19/2009 2:39 pm
lxFayexl

You make me smile. > u >

the_way_of_the_farmer 11/10/2009 8:37 pm
the_way_of_the_farmer

2 Jaws cool!!

Dark Harbinger of Death 10/29/2009 5:12 pm
Dark Harbinger of Death

I really like the storyline for the Halloween event, saw on Fleep's journal that you played a hand in that so I thank you very much.

Teh Kenny 10/17/2009 5:59 am
Teh Kenny

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