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A Roclmao Comic of 5 spartans trying to take on the galaxy of evil... and flood. Join xXNaziXx, Pie, Steve, Bob the Sniped, and Homeslice on their pitiful journey trying to keep the galaxy safe.

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Sander Cohen92

Sander Cohen92

Last Login: 12/25/2009 5:53 pm

Registered: 11/07/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Rapture, Fort Frolic

Birthday: 06/15/1992

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Ah yes another fresh profile... I've redone it like 3 or 4 times now... this one will probably stay the longest. Anyways... Bioshock pwnts all, as done Halo 3 and Guitar Hero 3, but mostly Bioshock. Great Game their, and very... philosical? rocl, lol cocl.




















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xX SPRIGGS Xx 08/09/2009 4:43 pm
xX SPRIGGS Xx

sex vulture!! http://www.wildwingsinc.org/client_images/catalog19794/pages/images/barf_snow.jpg

xX SPRIGGS Xx 08/09/2009 4:32 pm
xX SPRIGGS Xx

not into the pit!!

xX SPRIGGS Xx 08/09/2009 4:17 pm
xX SPRIGGS Xx

you sick b*****d!! >:O

KaInu Komaru 06/15/2009 4:52 am
KaInu Komaru

Happy Birthday!!! *Glomp* so what do you want for your birthday???

Sander Cohen92 06/09/2009 9:10 pm
Sander Cohen92

Sander Cohen here coming to be yall for help! If ya haven't known my computer has been busted for a few months now.. lets say 4+. Well I could use your help right now. Mountain Dew is temporarily giving out prizes for a week as a promo for the new WoW Mountain Dew. One of these prizes is an Alienware(R) Notebook... I could really use one of those. Now this is where you come in. If ya would like to help, send me a PM on gaia with your email address, I will send you a recrution email. Once you get it, do what it asks which will eventually lead to your registration on their site... once done I will be 50 chances luckier in getting a new cpu. Registering on Mountaindew.com or w/e it is requires the following info and more: Address, State, Full name, zip Code, country, Age (need to be 13+ to participate), and w/e. Hell after you register throw in the 100 you get for signing up on something... ya might get lucky and win. Thanks for your time.

xX SPRIGGS Xx 04/29/2009 5:18 pm
xX SPRIGGS Xx

Sander Cohen92 12/25/2008 9:31 am
Sander Cohen92

To whom it may concern,



This is an automated message created by yours truly, Jesus M. Christ. I am here to automate you and automated message about having a happy holiday. Whether you be Atheist, Bábiac, of the Bahá'í Faith, Christian, Catholic, Protestant, Gnosticic, Christian Gnosticic, Islamic, Jewish, Rastafarian, Sabian, Samaritan, Satanist, Ayyavazhic, Buddhist, Hindu, Jainick, Sikhick, Confucius, Shinto, Taoist, Voodist, Witch, or even in the case of Kwanza, Black. Christmas is the one time of year where we can all come together to plot on how to fight back the masses of the zombie hordes among us... some of which named kyle Johnson, some of which named Bryan Carr. The point here is... no matter what skin color you are, or religion you are, Santa loves ya, as for me, I can not say the same thing. So enjoy the 25th of December, the holiest of days if you believe in the birth of Santa, or those crazy 8 days if your the Jewish type who likes to burn candles with oil in a medal trophy, or if you celebrate Kwanzaa which I'm not sure what the point is there. This message did take about 15 minutes to write because I had to wiki the worlds religions. I hope you enjoyed the list and found your belief on there. Well... I believe I've taken more than enough of your time by making you read this, but whatever. Back to World of Warcraft... someones gotta show Ozzy who's the Prince of Darkness, and it's gonna be me. Sure he did solo Arthas which is a 40-man raid but that's besides the point. A lvl 70 Blood Elf mage can kick his !@#% so %@#^$*! hard! Well then I bet I just ruined the letter so I'm done rambling, and ranting, and whatever. Reply or don't, 'tis your choice. Remember this is automated and your not special for receiving it, so quit smiling. BTW... mage isn't in the dictionary for some reason if you type it up on Firefox, lulz.



-The son of your God,

Jesus M. Christ

Jinx-Tama 12/24/2008 10:23 pm
Jinx-Tama

You Got Jinxed!



Merry Christmas!!!

xX SPRIGGS Xx 07/30/2008 8:11 am
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xX SPRIGGS Xx 07/18/2008 5:53 am
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'Tis I! The ghost of Jesus Past! I am here to tell you about the true meaning of Christmas... corporations. You can help feed the richest people in the world just by buying gifts for your loved ones. It's like killing 2 birds with one stone. And let's not forget, Christmas, Santa's Birthday... or chanukah, the birth of that jewish guy... jesus the carpenter... or even Kwazy Kwanza, which i'm not sure what the meaning of it is. But yeah. Buy gifts, help Bill Gates and what not. Make drugs not love! or... was it the bagel...?

Hey, while your here check out my halo comic if you got the time. Guranteed to make you rocl. It's in my journal, and begins at entry "Battleground Halo, back and rocl-tastic."

I'll shove coal so far up your stockings you'll be coughing up diamonds!

w00t nweb power!!!11one

BOIL!!!

And i'm steve!

"In the end, no matter how horrible it sounds,
all comedy comes from others suffering and stupidity."
-Corey Sroka (Sander Cohen92)

"I hope that the kids, while they sing along to my songs or dance to it, feel that life is not that bad at all. Even for just a minute."
-Scatman John, Interview in 1996

Scatman John...
(March 13, 1942 — December 3, 1999)

May he rest in peace...

That's Sexy!

Zombies. What haven't they done for society?

This is my bible. I believe in no single god, but a group of forces that formed the universe- any religious belief a mortal can come with has a chance next to nothing to guess the true creator of life and the universe beyond.