About

To start, I'm probably one of the nerdiest girl's out there (no arrogance either!). I tend to laugh about problems and situations I shouldn't. I'm sarcastic, goofy, and truly outspoken. I'm a mix of Irish, German, Dragon, and Capricorn stereotypes with some random creativity thrown in. I don't hold back, despite being sickly. I have, and will again threaten large scary men.
When seeing me on the street most people think I'm either a b***h or wish to kill them. Really, I'm genuinely shy until you prove you're enough like me to sustain conversation or interesting actions. A few of my greatest ambitions are to be a great writer, discover something no one else had the brains to, and become a superhero. I'll go for two out of three if I have to.
I'm definitely a modern day pirate (before it was cool). I'm studying to be an Archaeologist (Like Indiana Jones, because he was a bad a** too). . I'm a shadow puppet master. I know a good portion of Latin, write screenplays, novels and poetry, play four instruments, and can read Moby d**k in under 6 hours (As boring as that is...). Other talents include gaming (video, card, tabletop, and more), nuclear assassination, manipulation (that's natural born to most women), chess, arts, crafts, the making of awesome cakes or wine, and most anything I put effort into. I believe anyone can do anything so long as they have the drive and fortitude. Even reaching the top shelf, and (for me, at least) that's an adventure in itself. But adventurer's can be short too!
Now, if you'd like to attempt discussion, contact me. Though, be warned, the husband and baby mauls better than even I.

Get in touch if you will. You've been informed.

Music- A Perfect Circle, Apoptygma Berzerk, Apocalyptica, Arcturus, Avenged Sevenfold, Blue Feather, Carl Graff, Chiasm, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Covenant, Colony 5, Cruxshadows, Dargaard, David Bowie, Dir en Grey, Disturbed, the Doors, Dragonforce, The Dreamside, Dropkick Murpheys, Drowning Pool, Eiffel 65, (early) Evanescence, Faith and the Muse, Foo Fighters, Funker Vogt, Gorillaz, Hammerfall, Helium Vola, Hyde, Inkubus Sukkubus, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, Kamelot, Kidney Thieves, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Lemon Demon, Linkin Park, Live, Living Dead, Loreena Mckinnett, Lost Prophets, Lynard Skynard, Malice Mizer, Mike Oldfield, Miyavi, Modest Mouse, MSI, Mudvayne, Nightwish, NIN, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rammstein, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slayer, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonata Arctica, Static X, Straight Line Stitch, Stratovarius, Takahashi Yoko, TechniKult of Flesh, Tenacious D, Therion, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Type O Negative, Utada Hikaru, VAST, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Ville Valo, Voltaire, Within Temptation, Wumpscut, Yoko Kanno, Yuki Kajiura, Zeromancer, and much more...

Movies- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mel Brooks Films, Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell Films, Alan Rickman Films, Tim Burton Films, Crazy British Films, Kung Fu, Zombies, Pirates, Medieval, Comedy, Old Monster Movies, Action, Historical, Macabre, Horror, Anime., and movies that make you think. I watch too many, but if it follows one of those things, chances are I'll at least watch it.

Books- Some Books- Chronicles of Narnia series, Harry Potter series, The Seventh Tower series, The Dark Tower Series, Wicked, Lord of the Rings series, His Dark Materials series, Dragon Riders of Pern series, Sandman series, Julie of the Wolves, Enchanted Forest Chronicles, The Abhorsen Trilogy, The Phantom, Animorphs series, Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice.

Authors- HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Ursula K. Le Guin, Zahi Hawass, Raymond E. Feist, David Gemmell, Anne McCaffrey, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Garth Nix, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Frost, Sophocles, Patricia C. Wrede, Robin McKinley, Susan Kaye, Gail Carson Levine, John Bunker, Lord Byron, Keats, Tamora Peirce, Philip Pullman, Jude Watson, and not in the least, Neil Gaiman.
Manga/Comics- Almost anything by Yu Watase, Tod McFarland, or CLAMP, DNAangel, Diablo, Demon Diary, Petshop of Horrors, Vampire Game, Ragnarok, Ai Yori Aoshi, Lucifer, X-men (any..), and lots of Marvel. I <3 Deadpool. I'll add more as I remember them

(My sexy man-beast husband, aka PerkyPirate on here)


And here's me!

I love weapons


I also enjoy food.


Braum, my son!