16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people`s cartes when they aren`t looking2.Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4.Walk up to and employee in an offical tone''Code 3'' in housewares and see what happens.5.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M`s on lay away.6.Move a 'Caution Wet floor'sign to a carpeted area.7.Set up a tent n the camping department&tell other shoppers you`ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When the clerk asks you if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ''Why can`t you people just leave me alone?''9.Look right into the camra and use it as a mirror,and pick your nose.10.While handling guns in the hunting department,ask the clerk if he knows where the ant-dessressants are.11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.12.In the Clothing department, practice your madonna look using different size funnels.13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say PICK ME,PICK ME!!14.When an announcement comes over a loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream'NO!NO!IT`S THOSE LOUD VOICES AGAIN!'15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell,very loudly,THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!16.Gets sevral bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle shouting, PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!