About

Alright sooo i am a christian. lots of people say I am funny (^-^) i am like in luv with jeans and wear them a lot...i wear watever feels comfortable. i dont wear clothes that u cant breathe in or r really difficult 2 move in. I LUV LITTLE KIDS! i babysit a lot 2 ^-^ oh yeah and I LUV 2 LAUGH!!!!!!!!! did u know that laughing is good 4 ur health? (if u didnt, u know now =P) i luv 2 have fun and goof off with my bestest friends =) and i get REALLY hyper when i eat candy. i dont drink soda anymore cuz its bad for u....I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS AND MILEY CYRUS/HANNAH MONTANA!!!! (sorry if u r a fan) i luv bein different then other gurls and do it intentionally.....for instance i hate the jonas brothers! =P and if u have a problem with weird people then im sorry bcoz my friends just kind of randomly say "wow ur weird" lol no joke! i am very muchly extremely tremendously mondoly humungously a rAnDoM person overly muchly so excuse me if i just blurt some random thing out randomly STRAWBERRY PILLOW!......uh like that =P i am also quite short =( my cuz iz a year younger than me and hes like 2 inches taller than me! um my fav colors are sky blue, black, and lime green and i hate the colors pink, dark blue, and dark green...okay anyway........send me a pm or leave comments!!!!!! i luv 2 talk 2 people!!! ^-^




Oh and btw......gummy bears r gonna take over the world!!!!! this is NOT a drill!





How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Dont use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
15. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go






How blonde are you?........... y is yes.......... n is no...........duh!!!!!

[y] You have yelled at an inaminate object for 'hurting' you.

[y] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[y] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[y] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[y] You have ran into a tree/bush ...

[y] you know that it is possible to lick your elbow.

[y] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[y] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythem.

[y] You just sang them to make sure.

[y] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[y] You have choked on your own spit.

[n] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[y] You've never seen the Matrix.

[n] You type only with two fingers.

[n] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[y] You've tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eye

[y] You have caught yourself drooling.

[y] You have fallen asleep in class

[y] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[y] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[y] you are often told to use your "inside voice".

[y] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[y] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[y] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[y] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out before, and didn't realize it.

[y] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[n] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.


[y] You break a lot of things.

[y] you tilt you're head when you're confused.

[y] You have fallen out of your chair before

[y] when you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[y] The word "uhm" is used many times a day.

[y] You had to use a calculator to add this up.


NOW, take that number of y's and multiply it by 4 and u get your total in percent, blonde..............oh no! im 112 percent blonde! i dont even have blonde hair! =(

please note that i have NOTHING against people with blonde hair! i personally think that blonde hair is amazing and i envy all who have it. also i dont think that all blondes r stupid bcoz i have lots of friends with blonde hair and most of them r amazingly smarticle. ^-^





23 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :


1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

15. swich the light button on and off and then say "Oh, now i get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.





STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR:


1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Swat at flies, which don't exist.

12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

13. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

15. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

16. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other passengers.

17. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!!!

19. make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button




this is my fav song its called Holiday and its by Britt Nicole
when i get 2 stressed i listen 2 it and it helps me relax

here i go round and round again
venti chi ur my closest friend
lack of sleep is wat i do
starbucks will rescue me again
work more work and somewhere to be
skip the talk cant u just text me
im goin
slow down
im on it
im goin crazy
cuz when its work all day
i cannot escape
i just stop to think and im goin crazy
take a break hey
sometimes u got to be still and breathe
baybay here we go better believe we can up and leave
take some time and kick back
im on chill and relax
work can wait yea
time to play yea
im away on holiday
take some time and kick back
im on chill and relax
rock the beat yea
time to play yea
im away on holiday
is this boy the one are we meant to be
wat to wear got to look pretty
maybe i should go solo
forget im ready to go where theres no
no more drama to mess up my flow
no more questions to answer NO!
pack my bags yall im outie
cuz when its work all day
i cannot escape
i just stop to think and im goin crazy
take a break
hey sometimes you got to be still and breathe
baybay here we go
better believe we can up and leave
take some time and kick back
im on chill and relax
work can wait yea
time to play yea
im away on holiday
take some time and kick back
im on chill and relax
rock the beat yea
time to play yea
im away on holiday
rock rock the beat
rock rock the beat
rock rock the beat
rock rock the beat
no laptop bringing or cell phone ringing
u know the feeling when hits u r singing
ill kick back and enjoy the sun on my face
the time of my life baybay its time to play
if ur ready for a holiday holiday
rock the beat hands in the air
if ur ready for a holiday holiday
rock the beat rock the beat hey!




ok heres another song by Britt Nicole its called Sunshine Girl......Abel said i should put down here =P



did u wake up the right or the wrong side of the bed today
maybe ur mornin's runnin right on time or a little late
head out traffics slow on the interstate take the back way
will this be a good or a bad day
well dont u worry
i could be ur sunshine girl
or the company for ur misery
i could be the quiet one
or the life of the party
watever u need im ur girl
when u show up does everybody smile and wave or look away
r u feelin beautiful or is this a bad hair day
maybe ur fallin so in luv or ur heart is about to break
will this be a good or a bad day
well either way
i could be ur sunshine girl
or the company for ur misery
i could be the quiet one
or the life of the party
watever u need im ur girl
go ahead freak out
im gonna stay
cuz if ur happy or sad well baby u can look my way
i could be ur sunshine
i could be ur sunshine girl
i could be ur sunshine


Get Up by: SuperChic[k]
im not afraid to fall
it means i climbed up high
to fall is not to fail
you fail when you dont try
not afraid to fall
i might just learn to fly
and i will spread these wings of mine
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
but we get up anyway
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
i might fall back down again
but we'll just jump and see
even if its the 20th time
we'lljust jump and see if we can fly
im not afraid to fall
and hear i told you so
dont want to rock the boat
but i just had to know
just a greener side or
can i touch the sky
but either way i will have tried
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
but we get up anyway
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
i might fall back down again
but we'll just jump and see
even if its the 20th time
we'lljust jump and see if we can fly
im not afraid to fall
ive fallen many times
they laughed when i fell down
but i have dared to climb
not afraid to fall
i know ill fall again
but i can win this in the end
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
but we get up anyway
if i get up i might fall back down again
so lets get up come on
if i get up i might fall back down again
i might fall back down again
but we'll just jump and see
even if its the 20th time
we'lljust jump and see if we can fly



this is my dream avi plz help me get it!



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