FRESH FROM THE JETS TO THE 'JECTS WHERE THE G'S AT
Vice Principal:
Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?
Cashmere Cactus:
Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,--
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
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Glad you took my small idera to add on it make it look good *smiles* i am not so edge now that everything is calm again
Tell me, how can I get Ron Bruise to be MY friend?
Oh, how I adore him so. <3
I just wanted to stop by and give you warm hello.
how do you still have the eyes S.I.N. won not B.O.O.
Saw in the forums that you wrote the Halloween Manga for this year, and I just had to say, I freaking love what you did. You are a genious! whee
Saw on Fleep's journal you played a part in this event so I just wanted to give you my thanks.
O-O u look demonic...
plz add the lost manga to the archives!!! i beg you awesome event dude! XD
I must warn you that your buddy Ricky is dead. You might be next, Ricky. emo
please help me ..it said i won the lottery and how do i claim my gold???
also it not showing the lottery in my tank rite now..and how long do it take 4 me 2 get the gold????