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- Favorite Movies/Anime
- lots
- Favorite TV Shows
- wouldn't you like to know
- Favorite Reads
- way to many
- Favorite Music/Bands
- a bunch
- Hobbies/Interests
- *giggles*
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About
MINE!
HE IS MINE!
Hey! My name is Lexi! Omg! I have been on Gaia for two year now?! I have lots of friends on gaia! You know who you are! If you want to be my friend have a conversation with me. Let me get to know you! Because from now on I am only accepting people's invitations who are my friends since it is a Friends list! I also have a youtube account which I am currently obsessed with!*evil laugh* So if you have any good yutube videos do send them in my direction! Oh I love random pms and comments, but please no chain mail! I had another account on gaia(lexi531), but it's dead*cries* So have been on longer then a year but whatever! Any who heres a little about me!
Likes
GAARA!
most music
manga
reading
my friends
The bookstore
Books
cookies
quotes
donators (hint hint)
Dislikes
Bitches (I don't mean the dogs)
whinners
bullies
stupid people (see my definition below)
nooBs
beggers
mean people
actually just people
Donators
Shinama-SLIK Shades
~Wishingstar_Angel~
kitteelova15
My definition
Stupid people- closed minded people, people who don't learn from there mistakes and pretend to know everything!
Quotes
-I have a new philosophy. I'm going to dread one day at a time.
-Charles Schul
-In the long run were all dead!
-The patient is not likely to recover if he makes the doctor his heir.
-Thomas fuller
-I've had just about all I can take of myself!
-S.N. Behrman
-Most people would sooner die then think,in fact, they do so.
-Bertrand Rusuell
-A murder is one who presumed innocent until proven insane.
-The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has it's limits.
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
-Paul Fix
-Man:An animal[whose] chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, xs with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable Earth and Canada.
-Ambrose Bierce
-To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance.
-Oscar Wilde
-A narcissist is someone better looking then you are.
-Don't be humble your not that great.
-I hate quotations
-If men could get pregnant abortion would be sacrament.
-Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
-What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
-love is a grave mental disease
-Plato
-Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy get pickle into girl.
-Jack Woodfrord
-No
-Sure he promised to take a senility test, but what if he forgets?
-When i was a boy I was told anybody could be president; I'm beginning to believe it.
-Clarence Darrow
-Never eat more then you can lift.
-Miss Piggy
-I'm at the phone both at the corner of walk and don't walk.
-A good deed never goes unpunished.
-Gore Vidal
-If you haven't anything nice to say about anyone come sit next to me.
-Alice Roosevelt
-Many men owes their success to their first wife and his second to his success.
-Jim Backus
-We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
-Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
-napoleon
-What if there had been room at the inn?
-The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-Lucille S. Harper
-My brain is my second favorite organ.
-Woody Allen
-I've been in more laps then a napkin
-Mae West
-80% of men cheat in America the rest cheat in Europe.
-Jackie Madison
-Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for 5 years.
-George Burns
-An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-Dylan Thomas
-My uncle was the town drunk and we lived in Chicago.
-I never believed in Santa Claus because no white man wants to come into my neighborhood after dark.
-Hell is full of musical ametuer.
-Winter is natures way of saying up yours.
-There is no gravity the earth just sucks.
-After 12 years my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said"No hablo ingles"
-Ronnie Shakes
-The future is like the present only longer.
-Weather forecast tonight: dark.
-George Carlin
-I have a rock garden; last week 3 of them died.
-Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the U.S. Ask any Indian.
-Robert Orben
-People who think they know everything are irritating to those of us who do.
-I don't have trouble parking I drive a forklift.
-Jim Samuels
-Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he has candy.
-Linda Festa
-Thank you, but I have other plans.
-response to "have a nice day
-Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
-Timothy Leary
-I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat
-Marty Pollio
-I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
-Jonny Carson
-No diet will remove all the fat from your body because your brain is made of fat. Without it you may look good, but all you could do is run for office.
-Covert Bailey
-Oitsuke! Oikose!
-Japanese saying
-Flies spread diseases. Keep yours zipped.
-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
-For birth control I rely on my personality.
-I don't answer all questions, just the ones the know-it-alls secretly ask themselves.
-Mulla Nasrudin
-Trying to speak about the ultimate reality is like sending a kiss through a messenger.
-Anonymous
-A good man is always a beginner.
-the gods are too fond of a joke.
-God gets to much credit for everything
-It's better to be wanted for murder then not to be wanted at all.
-Hell is other people
-All truths are half truths
-After all is said and done more is said then done.
-Politics is applesauce.
-I hate all sports as rapidly as a person who like sports hates
common sense.
-When the going gets tough the smart get lost.
-There are more then one of us.
-Al didn't smile for 40 years you've got to admire a person like that.
-"I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness; I hear the ever approaching thunder, which will destroy us too; I can feel the sufferings of millions; and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty will end, and that peace and tranquillity will return again ... I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out."
-Anne frank
-whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good. Luckily. its not that hard.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How to be like me:
Step one:set a goal
Step two:Work hard
Step three:Achieve sucess
Step four: Flaunt your personality, look down on your less sucessful friends by rubbing their jealous faces in your recently won accomplishments.
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