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Location: Somewhere Over the Rainbow :x

Birthday: 08/28

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Hungry Like a Wolf

Bruce Campbell, Hail to the King, Baby.

"Aw, now that's just what we call pillow-talk, baby."

"It wasn't even a commercial. A documentary crew followed Bruce around and this was just a typical Saturday night for him."

"Suave! Goddamn, Bruce Campbell is one suave ********!"

"This just proves my theory that Old Spice is actually diluted Bruce Cambell sweat."

"Ash Williams would own Chuck's Walker Texas Ranger a**."

"The only reason Chuck Norris -really- has a beard is because he saw Bruce's chin and couldn't measure up. There is no other fist, just shame."

"Bruce is the Greatest man ALIVE."

"While there are myths about Chuck Norris, there are only facts about Bruce Campbell."

"I heard he refuses to act in movies, but only participates in documentaries about himself."

"Only Bruce Campbell could get away with doing a full commercial, not mentioning the product once and still making it one of the best commercials in existence."

"Bruce, just admit you're my real dad."

"I just wish this advert was like 40 minutes long..."

"Chuck Norris wants to grow up to be like Bruce Campbell."

"Bruce has seen more v****a in his day then a whole convention of gynecologists."

"I've often wondered why I was put on this Earth. It clearly was just to watch this video. Ahoy!"

"This commercial took forever to make, because every time Bruce would start to sing, the women would go crazy, poppin' out babies and stuff... They had to super impose Bruce into the commercial. Truth."

"Bruce Campbell is pretty much a pimp."

"I want to give his parents a medal for conceiving him."

"I'm straight, but if I ever have to shower with a man, I hope it's Bruce Campbell."

"lol Because let's be honest... The man IS living sex! I mean, come on!"

"This right here is the meaning of life.
Bruce Campbell singing Hungry Like the Wolf while playing the piano."

"If the answer to alternative energy was pure awesomness, Bruce Campbell could give us an unlimited supply."

Silent Hill 4 - A Happening

Resident Evil 4 - Stupid MF

knockFORCE - Deadly Assault

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Lord Von Wolfe 11/04/2009 9:37 pm: Hola how goes it
[Yuko Chan] 11/02/2009 7:07 am: lololol. wiiiiiiiin. :"DDD
RahzelDazzel 10/30/2009 7:23 am: ol greg appreciates your assessment 8D
Vengeful Elegance 10/20/2009 11:34 am: I don't think your parents would like that very much.
Vengeful Elegance 10/18/2009 6:38 pm: I wish that was an option. Unfortunately it is the only place where we will have a place to live while we look for jobs. We are going to try for Yosemite but if we don't get that job I am a little worried about what we are going to do....
SpicyxMarmalade 10/18/2009 6:48 am: Yeah. Applying for college happened so quickly. Now I get to wait with dumb anticipation for two months. And there are two colleges in my state that have a major in for what I'm going to college. O.o So I have two shots and I'm petrified that I won't get into either one. So, there's a great deal of unnecessary stress but most of it is my fault.

How're the lessons coming along for you?
Vengeful Elegance 10/17/2009 7:11 pm: Yeah he kind of is but he's driving us back to Cali for free....
viciam 10/15/2009 7:15 pm: ...and wishing you a fun and happy weekend my friend. Hugs. xox
Vengeful Elegance 10/15/2009 10:47 am: I totally want to but the guy giving us a ride home said it was too far out of the way. sad
Vengeful Elegance 10/14/2009 7:44 pm: hey sorry I haven't been able to log in in like 2 months. NO internet in Yellowstone.

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