So a wolf walked up to the grousing tree and asked, "what's wrong?" And the tree said, "The minion Hector keeps peeing on my things!"
And the wolf replied, "well, maybe you shouldn't trap him alone with you, and he would pee elsewhere. Or maybe you shouldn't antagonize him, and he wouldn't pee on you in revenge. Familiars are not known for letting slights on their person, or against their owner go."
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And the wolf replied, "well, maybe you shouldn't trap him alone with you, and he would pee elsewhere. Or maybe you shouldn't antagonize him, and he wouldn't pee on you in revenge. Familiars are not known for letting slights on their person, or against their owner go."