Birthday: 07/31
me is bestest buddy
yo :P
some of my favorate phrases more found at http://quotesn phrases.blogspo t.com • Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.-Scott E. Roeben • I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that. -Scott E. Roeben • I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush.-Scott E. Roeben • I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands.-Scott E. Roeben • I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.-Emo Philips • Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.-William Shakespeare(William you dirty boy LOL) • My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.-Emo Philips A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.-Redd Foxx • Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.-Yul Brynner "I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority."-Rita Mae Brown "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " "I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness "
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already did ^^
hey dude wanna finish our battle?
ok
aw kool! thanks!
haha no prob.
thanks for buying.
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=3 u did
the money u gave is for the lottery??