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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.



Ninja Tips for Healthy Living.

~ Ninjas always ride shotgun. It’s good for their sense of self worth. If Ninjas are forced to sit in the back seat, remember they always carry garrotes.

~Secrecy is of upmost importance to the Ninja’s peace of mind. Not even the Ninja’s parents can know their identities. Not even if a Ninja still lives in the basement of his parents’ house.

~It is important for Ninjas not to be their own worst enemy. Therefore, Ninjas should be sure to practice proper dental care before wearing a face mask.

~It is good for Ninjas to treat themselves to Western pleasures occasionally. That’s why there’s nothing wrong with putting on a comfortable Ninja outfit, lighting some candles, and watching “Ninja Vixens: Virgin Nightmares.”

~Mind Control is one of the Ninja’s most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.

~Cleanliness is next to Godliness. If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfits whilst eating out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside their den, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs.

~When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, a Ninja eats it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don’t have any hearts to eat.

~A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninjas therefore squeeze as tightly as possible and do not let go when shaking hands. Strong eye contact is also recommended.

~Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It’s in a Ninja’s best interests not to think about such things.

~Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.

~Sex is extremely important to one’s physical and mental health. Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.

~Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.

~Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless to live in the past.

~Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.

~laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter . Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja’s strength.

~Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.

Top Five Ways to Get Fangirls
*From a hilarious skit at Ikasucon 2008*

1. Yaoi

2. Let there be PLUSHIES!!! - The stroking of the Kon plushie.

3. Pocky - "I am told they are sticks sent from the GODS."

4. Say "epic" a lot.

5. Carmel...dancin'...? - A reluctant hand-raise into the motions. lmao.

Me with Cloud from Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children!

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Adept Seki

09/28/2008 11:09 am

Adept Seki

yea i figured out that the last time i went was 06 my first con was 05, i kept the name tags they gave us and put them on my lamp that i dont use
Adept Seki

09/22/2008 1:53 pm

Adept Seki

lol actually 05 was 06 was my alst oen i went to or whateve ryear it was it was the last one in ohio and i hugn out with the friends from my first one but i also made new ones and yea u kidna ahve to but when they ahve friends to its kidna awkward but i was a lil shy back then now im not rlly i jsut ahng with whoever...i did the worst thing when i was at my first one


i played a game with this group it was a 18+game i was i nthe 6th grade i was just watching in the game lol it was somethign liek you say have you had sex or are you a virgin or hump the guy oposite of you for girls and i was like 0_o and after noticing what it was (after my dumbass was sitting there for 30 mins) I left
Adept Seki

09/22/2008 1:37 pm

Adept Seki

ive only had chocolate, strawberry and some weird cinnamon but im addicted to it like crazy...that and the drink bawls lol


and i sent a message askign you that sry X_x and yea my first year was awesome because it was new but my second year everyone was just with friends and i was like damn it... and no one knew who jing the bandit king was...T.T this year im goen as either riku, roxas or zexion...roxas because i wouldnt have to buy a wig (has never tried one on before and dosent knwo where to get X_x) riku because i would need a wig but the key blades so tight for him and so is the blindfold and finally Zexion because one hes the coolest of the 13 X_x and two his book is easy to make...but i need a damn wig...
Adept Seki

09/22/2008 12:54 pm

Adept Seki

there was a better cloud named andy when i went. hey if i see you there which im sure i will those places u get so bored you walk around 20 times just for the hell of it we can hang out and we can be friends on gaia and i will eat all your pocky...i love pocky more then i love myself X_x
OdazzlingO

09/14/2008 2:27 pm

OdazzlingO

lol...


what sucks even more is if u have a sibling and they only make u do it


and they dont make ur sibling do anything lol
OdazzlingO

09/12/2008 8:50 pm

OdazzlingO

HAHAHA! its impossible to turn it off even if u want to LOL


what sucks for me is my mom tells me to do sumthing so i go do it


and then my dad comes and tells me to do sumthing and i say okay sure


and i continue what my mom told me to do and wen my dad realizes that im not doing it


he starts yelling at me and im kinda like wtf?! im helping mom with stuff and he gets all mad LOL
OdazzlingO

09/10/2008 8:32 pm

OdazzlingO

LOL i guess theres nothing you can really do about it


i mean its ur mom LOL they have full power over us xD
OdazzlingO

08/06/2008 3:26 pm

OdazzlingO

hahaha ice cream bribes lol


i would get sick if i had to go on those ride xD
OdazzlingO

08/05/2008 2:29 am

OdazzlingO

lool yah i guess hehe
OdazzlingO

08/04/2008 1:57 am

OdazzlingO

ahaha it's ok I can be like that too sumtimes lol


Well mandarin isn't that hard...iunno maybe b/c


It's my first language

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