|Slightfoxing, priest of Dybael's and my wedding Wrote:|
|We hold these Truths to be pretty reasonable if you think about it, that all men, women or gender-swappers are created equal, that they are endowed by God or Evolution, depending on your religion or lack of one, with certain rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of money.
And once upon a time a certain Deity said "Waite, but surelie money is notte Everything."
And ye, Humanity replied unto it, "Of course it is notte, you daft olde fool, for Then there woulde be nothing to buy with Itt."
And ye, Humanity was right, for it is certainly pretty hard to buy Happiness such as we look upon today, especially with the denizen known as omgtehsuiso stealing it every few seconds behind your back.
For one thing, no store stocks it, and you cannot just order it from the catalogue because if you could the entire world would be happy and, ergo, nobody would be. This is what is known as Ineffability.
And yet these two have achieved it, and it's quite twinkly. Feast your eyes upon this happy couple, Ladies and Gentleworms; Dybael, the bride, and Laverne, also the bride/groom/thing/whatever.
Screw the laws of the United States of America, Ladies and Gentleworms.
I pronounce this couple man and wi married.
PRAISE BE TO NAPOREON
THE ONLY EMPEROR IS THE EMPEROR OF ICE CREAM
I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE
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