AboutMy name is Floorgarth from the planet of ZANZIBAR! I am approximately 7,690 solar cycles long. I am fluent in cling-on and english. I am quite handy with a blaster and enjoy long walks on the beach.
I have better friends than anyone except for my friends (they have me) will ever have. I suck at drawing, I have unusual tastes, and require that you all bow down to me once every three hours.
I am the best English student anyone will ever have and am currently writing a book.