I LOVE TO EAT TACOS ALOT CAUSE I'M CRAZY!!!!!!!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, Slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

KILL THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

95% of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, PUT THIS ON your sig if your a part of the 5% yelling "jump b***h!

The kisses of the sun Were sweet I didn't blink I let it in my eyes Like an exotic dream The radio playing songs That I have never heard I don't know what to say Oh, not another word Chorus: Just -la la la la la- It goes around the world Just -la la la la la- It's all around the world Just -la la la la la- And everybody's singing La la la la la- And now the bells are ringing La la la la la la la la... Inside an empty room My inspiration flows Now wait to hear the tune Around my head it goes The magic melody You want to sing with me Just -la la la la la- The music is the key And now the night is gone Still it goes on and on So deep inside of me I long to set it free I don't know what to do Just can't explain to you I don't know what to say Oh, not another word Chorus: Just -la la la la la- It goes around the world Just -la la la la la- It's all around the world Just -la la la la la- And everybody's singing La la la la la- And now the bells are ringing La la la la la la la la... The kisses of the sun Around - around - around the world La la la la la- It goes around the world Just -la la la la la- It's all around the world Just -la la la la la- And everybody's singing La la la la la- And now the bells are ringing La la la la la la la la... Around - around - around the world La la la la la la la la

lyrics:When dark days came to us, We found no haven or escape. All our prayers go unanswered, to take away this fear within. Our screams shake this tear tainted land. Our souls have been stripped bare. Can madness be the only cure? Even death is no respite from all this pain, our worldly plight. When will we see heaven's light? I think of you whenever a bell tolls. If I tell your tale, will this pain cease? For I pray for tempest tossed, lost souls. Eternal sleep is where you find true peace. from resident evil 5 propty of capcom