Just a little song

OMFGZ NEW SONGZ!
La Vi Marketplace pt 1 (based of a RENT movie song)
Angel
Who died?

Benny
Our old Marketplace

MARK, RODGER, ANGEL, COLLINS
Gold Centrala

BENNY
You make fun, yet I'm the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a system
Where people over price too much
Old marketplace, old marketplace
It's now gone and dead
This is Gaia
Old marketplace, is dead.

MARK
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say
our goodbyes

COLLINS & ROGER
Market place gone, people freak out and run,

MARK
Here it lies,
No one knew it's true worth
The late great item of Lanzer's work
On these nights when we celebrate it's worth.
In that little site of Gaiaonline
We raise our glass
You bet your a** to...
La Vie Marketplace

ALL
La Vie Marketplace
La Vie Marketplace
La Vie Marketplace
La Vie Marketplace

MARK
To days of inspiration,
Playing Fishing, making something
Out of profit, the need
To express to educate,
To going against the sane,
Selling something off my main,
Going mad

To loving sales, no inflation
To need more trade information,
To starving for attention,
Hating dial-up connection, hating bid tension,
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old squeaky mouse pad

To riding the market
Midday past the Jack pants page
To loot, to no botting rules
To Absolut, to bid on voice
To the MC choice
To any passing MP fad

To being a winning bidder for once,
Instead of being in a drag

ALL
La Vie Marketplace
La Vie Marketplace

MR. GREY
Ahemm

MAUREEN
Hey Mister... She's my mule

WAITER
So that's five Jack pants
Four salads
Three OMGs'
Two Demonic wings
And one Gambino picture signed

ROGER
What the?

COLLINS
Hey I'm rich

MIMI
Oh god I wonder why

WAITER
And thirteen waterballoons
Is that it here?

ALL
Tattoos and fairy wings!

MIMI & ANGEL
To botters who try to sell their illegal items
To prommies, exchangers, and n00bs who think their fly
To emo glasses, The Mistake, Bull Sheet, and sunblock
To overpriced items and the fools who buy without thinking through

MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emoticon, OMFGZ, OMG for 2k
Seven Kikis, four Cocos

MARK
Mucho gold powered locos

MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to items
When their rare and new

COLLINS
To Lanzer

ANGEL
To Vo

FOUR PEOPLE
To Ron Bruise and crew

COLLINS & ROGER
Horders, exchangers, rare item cravers


COLLINS
Questers

ROGER
Inflaters

MAUREEN
To the MP!

PERSON #1
To Gaia!

PERSON #2
Whya?

PERSON #3
O RLU?

MARK & MIMI
Why gaians are afraid of the 2% tax,
it's because real life's a drag!

ALL
La Vie Marketplace

MR. GREY
Mules?

MAUREEN
You bet

ANGEL, COLLINS
Donation lubberz!

MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & 3 OTHERS
overpricers, botters, bidders,
inflaters, insta-buyers, gaian,
OMFGZ FLEEP POSTED!
Gaians whine, 2% tax, sorry I didn't mean it
buyers beware, expired item, grunny slippers

ALL
To pitchfork
rare items, water gun pistols, 80k fee
To no shame, never playing the restocker's game.

COLLINS
To OMFGZ I DONT WANT!

ALL
To economy
It's between Exchange and New Marketplace.
To WTF!?!

BENNY
Report, report, report!

ALL
La Vie Marketplace

COLLINS
In honor of the death of Old Marketplace a fanthread will commence immediately in the GCD along with the other hundred... Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the middle of 1919, will preform l33t tribal chants backwards through her keyboard, while trying to run from noobs-but she ain't got high speed
.

ROGER
And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about why he fears that the gaian economy is falling!

MARK
and Mimi Marquez, clad only in a demonic set, will perform her famous sit down/stand up Towns dance to the sounds of horrible background music!

And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song

(Roger picks up a guiter and plays)

That doesn't remind us of being Rick Roll'd

COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will model her latest fall fashions from Durem while trying to save enough gold to buy that Mochi she always wanted!

ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as a artifical inflater Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of selling the ninja head bands at an alarming 650k!

ALL
"Gaian Reality: Act up- Fight the Inflate!"

That was hard to write so enjoy! XD