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Ello! This is Starr's profile. I'm from the planet Shizophrenia!
I am an Insomniatic Lunatic.
(Who eats burnt waffles for breakfast)
WELCOME TO MY PROFILE.
Hello, my name is Starr. Named after the contents of constellations. This is my glitzed, decked out profile. Like it huh? One giant box admist in front of pink bricks. It was made to fit my personality. You'll find funny conversation, images, quotes and sayings. All I can say is Enjoy!
I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Do. But Don't Get Excited...I Love Monkeys Too!
I love you like I Love Cookies and I Loooooooooove cookies.
"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, and of the words "Some Assembly Required."
I'll wear a wedding dress and you go wear a leather jacket and a giant tutu, then we'll walk arm in arm and crash the party together.
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I texted my friend "I like pie."
And she replies back like 6 hours later at 3 am and I'm like whotf is texting meh now?
And I like look at my messages:
"OMG!!!!! YOUUU LIKE PIEEE TOOOOOOOOOOO?!!!!!"
Currently My Time here in California :)
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Never Use Volumizing Shampoo. Ever.
Volumizing shampoo makes your hair go poofy right? I mean, EVERYONE likes it. So I decided to try it out. So I take a sample size bottle from Bath and Body Works of 'Coconut Lime Verbena' volumizing shampoo. The next day, I get out of bed, look into the mirror, and POOF! My Hair is the worst, most dangerous, frizzy puffball ever seen. So my Number one motto: Never us Volumizing Shampoo..Ever.
Oh and My second Motto was: I Love Fish.
On Halloween i was dressed up as a cat
and some guy was in a black veil with a mask in front of his face and he really did look scary, and for some reason he started chasing me
and i started running like hell and he caught on to me and it was soo scary, but then my friend just came here and i ran into her arms, and like she
was dressed up as some scary goth chick and that freaked him out, but yea.
I still dont know who that guy is to this day (mask)
All i know is that his name is Kevin Bugersomething.
After looking back on that though, i think he was trying to "pet the kitty" -__-.
lUKE: i LOVE RECYCLINGGG ITS AWESOMEE! SAVE THE EARTH!
ME: DO U WIPE UR a** WITH ONE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER?
lUKE: NO, I USE A PRE-MOISTENED CAT; THEY CLEAN THEMSELVES :]
FOREVER ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I guess this is supposed to be Me...
*On a Boat*
My Brother: Look, It's a Baby Dolphin!
Me: That's not a Dolphin You Idiot! Thats a seal.
My Brother: Ohhhhhhhhhh
There are 20 Angels in this World.
10 Are Sleeping.
9 Are Playing.
1 is reading this.
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”
The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you.”
I'm having a Life Crisis. Pass the Teddy Grahams.
Are You Intellectual?
Let's see: The Worst Things About Meh Are:
I'm Cute.
Hitting people with random objects (Surfboards, Luggage, Etc. all the time.)
I get A in Algebra and 3 other classes. The rest I got A's
I'm Cute.
Just Take my hand and Drag me Headfirst, Fearless.
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
I'm Following My Heart in This Amazing Crazy World.
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