So. .

Hi. Didn't see that coming did you?
Why must you know about me? More importantly, what is important what you know about me, yes?
I am constantly hungry and can be cranky. Do not try and spam me when I'm in one of my moods, or you'll find I'll keep biting on and nagging.
Sorry, but I won't donate to you. Not items, not cloths, not gold. It's not because I'm too stingy to let go, but more or less as I have earned my gold.
Everything I am and will be I had to earn. Maybe my principles are just too high.
I am nice, don't go wrong. I love you if you send me random,
(not a can of spam) PM's. Anything else you want to know, must become my friend first. No random friend requests. I'd like you better if I knew you too you know.
Until then, live long and prosper fellow Gaians.
All hail the Benevolent Order of the Overseer!