Hey there everyone!!
I'm Feliks, but you can, like, totally call me Poland. I'm a country in Central Europe, and, might I add, the BEST country in Europe, amirite? I also have a way cool national anthem~ not to mention that Polish cooking is like, totally the best from anywhere ever.
I was like, totally sort of founded in 966, but I guess that I was like, totally born in 1025, after I like, became a kingdom and stuff.
On like, July 1, 1569, I totally got married to Liet.
After that we were like, a commonwealth and stuff, and like, oh my god, we were totally the boss of Europe, for sure.
In 1410 I fought in, like, the Battle of Grunwald with Liet. We like, seriously kicked Prussia's a**, like, for real.
Liet is like, is totally my best friend forever. I can't even remember how we met, it's like been forever!
We, like, always harvest the rye fields together~
Wait, like, where was I?
So then I was, like, partitioned and stuff, which like totally sucked, but that was when I met Italy~
Oh my god, he is totally like my BFFL and stuff.
But then, like, in 1918 I was totally a country again! Way cool!
And then some other stuff happened for a while, totally boring.
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Anyway, after that, I was, like, controlled by Russia for a totally long time. Russia-!!
That's guy's the complete worst for what he does to Liet! He's totally the most uncool! Like, not to mention that haircut.
But now I'm a totally free country! Pretty cool, huh~?
So, like, how about this?
Likes: Ponies, being totally independent, paluszki, pierogi, wódka, the Roman Catholic Church, the color pink (it's like, red plus white, like, oh my god!), shopping, any other totally awesome Polish stuff, totally pretty flowers like pansies and poppies, harvesting rye and picking mushrooms, totally cool people like Chopin and Kosciuszko,
grand theft auto, my BFF Italy!, Liet <3 <3
Dislikes: Stupid commies, stupid fascists, when I'm having a totally bad hair day, Prussia, seriously lame stuff, doing hard work, changing lightbulbs and other seriously confusing stuff, being invaded/conquered (not that it like happens a lot or whatever), breaking nails ;_;
Anyway, like, hope you enjoyed hearing about me. If you want to know anything else, you can totally ask. Laters~
PS Liet is like, totally mine so don't like, try anything weird or your capital will totally be Warsaw~ <3
[OOC note: I DO speak Polish, but I'm not fluent, so I'd be more than happy to speak to you in Polish, but you'll have to excuse my errors XD]
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Napisz do mnie!
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Yeah huh~ Totally. :3 *dips him low and plants a soft little kiss on his lips* <3
(;A; What're those wing things on your ears!)
Thank you too! -Hugs back- I can't wait for Christmas! >w<
Mama said I can't open presents before! >w<
*waltz with him* ^//^ Hehe, I am~? I guess so.. *twirls- dips* <3 *kisses his nose* Really..?
Hehe, yeah you are~ *grabs wrist and pulls him close* Good. *kisses* <3
*laughs softly- smiles* Aw~ But I like when you blush. Plus, you blush all the time. :3 *chu back* <3 You're blushing right now.
Aw, it's pretty everywhere. *pulls close* Because you're beautiful.
[ xD Eh? I'm never aware either. 83 ;; We're time travelers! ]
Hehe. *squeaks* >//< *hugs back* Oh really? :3 Aw, I always hear about Krakow from Lubo too. ^^-
^^ ; Oh, okay. *hugs* Oh really? I'll have to visit then~ You have some beautiful cities. ^^-
*chu* Says you. ^^- Ah? It's good, why do you ask? o.o *places a hand over his heart* How's Warsaw?