What You Want To Know, and Will Never Understand

Life sucks, I hate myself, and you should hate me, too. Don't forget to ignore me as well because no one cares.

Name: Emily
Nickname(s): Emily
Age: 14
Birthday: October 26
Birthplace: Middletown, I think
Current Location: Bloomingburg
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio?
What Do You Drive: ...
Screenname: you're that stupid? emoly01
Color: Purple
Number: 1
Band: Coheed
Music Genre: Rock?
TV Show: I have a TV? Oh, yeah
Movie: Donnie Darko
Actor: ?
Actress: ?
Kind of Movie: However I'm feeling... right now, horror
Cartoon: ?
Sport: ?
Video Game: ?
Fast Food Restaurant: You're calling me fat!
Food: ?
Ice Cream: ... ice cream?
Cereal: Smart Start
Candy: Twix
Drink: Milk
Alcoholic Beverage: None
Quote: Again, you're that stupid?
Have any siblings: Yes, eight
Have any pets: Yes, a frog
Have a job: No
Have a cellphone: No, don't make fun of me
Have any special talents or skills: No
Have any fears: Kind of?
Have a bedtime: Kind of?
Sing in the shower: Sometimes
Want to go to college: Maybe
Get along with your parents: Not my mom... kind of my dad... not really
Have any piercings: ears?
Have any tattoos: No
Swear: Yes
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Do Drugs: No
Ever been in love: Yes
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
Are you single: No
Are you in a relationship: Yes
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
Ever been dumped: Yes
Ever dumped someone: Yes
Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Lights Off
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Muffins
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
Danced in a public place: Possibly
Smiled for no reason: No. Frowned for no reason? Yes.
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Possibly
Drank alcohol: Yes
Done drugs: Yes?
Partied 'til the sun came up: If you want to call it a party
Gotten a ticket: What kind?
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: depends on what you mean by wreck.
Been out of the country: Nope
How many languages do you speak: One and a half
Who do you compare yourself to: Everyone

"Life is pain... Anyone who says differently is selling something."
~Dread Pirate Roberts- The Princess Bride

"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules."
~Jafar- Aladdin

“My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and then it’s gone.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!”

“Don’t judge a book by its movie.”

“I sometimes lie awake at night, wondering ‘where did I go wrong?’ Then I hear a voice saying, ‘this is going to take more than one night’.”

“City Morgue: You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

“If you hurt me, I’ll beat you to death with a shovel. If you tell anyone I said that, I will still beat you to death with a shovel.”

“It would have been a dark and stormy night if it hadn’t been such a sunny afternoon.”

“If we want a hoedown, let it be a hooker who has stumbled.”

“How lucky can they be? They’re dead.”

“Is that a quarter in your ear? Oh no, it’s a tumor!”

“The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.”

“Come to the dark side- we have cookies.”

“Silence is golden- duct tape is silver.”

“Nobody dies a virgin- life screws us all.”

“The ball got bigger and bigger- and then it hit me.”

“Two beans or not two beans; that is indigestion.”

“Fall seven times, stand up eight.”

“Chemists who fall in acid absorb their work.”

“Old musicians don’t die, they decompose.”

“Remember: it takes thirteen muscles to smile, thirty-seven muscles to frown, but only four to extend your fist and punch someone in the face.”

“Some people chuckle at a child’s smile. Others chuckle at their screams.”

“Those eyes, their incandescence shone through all the darkness and turmoil of my life.”
-James Czajka A Fall Day’s Drive

“Is it you I want, or just the notion of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around?”

"Some dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies." ~Fortune Cookie

"I know, but some things are felt, not shown on the surface." ~zero1039

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstein

"Every breath we take leaves us one less to our last."
~A Change Of Seasons - Dream Theater

"My theory is that there are no theories, but there's always contradiction."

"A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose."
~Anonymous

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything."
~zero1039

"Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it."

"I'm not smart, everyone else is just dumber."
~zero1039

"When in doubt, throw an axe at it."
~The D&D Campaign

"Life isn't fair, it's full of disappointments."
~unknown

"Leave my loneliness unbroken!"
~The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe

"Everything's just an idea before it's publicized."
~zero1039

"You can always lose, but you cannot always gain."

"Are love and hate so different? Either way, you're bound by emotion."

"With being apart comes the wrenching pain in your chest we call a lack of love. It is the feeling that you are left with when the world takes your dreams and desires from you, and gives you the contradictory equivalent in return."

"There is no good if there is no evil, nor light with no darkness."
~zero1039

"If love is a labor, I'll slave 'til the end."
~Swing Life Away - Rise Against

"Life is a waterfall; we're one in the river and one again after the fall."
~Aerials - System of a Down

"So you guys are going to be all 'hero-like' and kill everyone inside."
~The D&D Campaign

"Go unconformity!"
~zero1039

"Make love, not war."
~some random t-shirt I saw

"Assumptions should never be based on stupidity, for that, my friend, makes you the foolish one."
~zero1039

"You can't fix stupid."
~Ron White

"Everything has some sort of good in it, my friend."
~Shaggy Groundshaker

"If you say, 'never say never', you're screwing yourself over twice."
~zero1039

"Don't harsh my mellow."
~Nick E.

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant makes about as much sense as having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
~Alfred E. Neuman

'I'm so gangster I eat cereal without the milk."
~Gangsta Gangsta - Lil' Scrappy

"I'm sexy and you know it."
~Emoly01

"You stupid, sadistic, abusive ******** whore!"
~Down With the Sickness - Disturbed

"There is NO need to YELL!"
~zero1039

"Kids these days..."
~zero1039

"BACON FLU!"
~The Island

"That's because I'm intelligent!"
~zero1039

"Even in death I was the one who would not leave you."
~Ministry of Lost Souls - Dream Theater

"I will destroy you!... in Wii Tennis!"
~zero1039

"I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally."
~ajolilozzy

"Rebel power!"
~zero1039

"Glory is like a circle in the water,
Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,
Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught."
~William Shakespeare

"Horny teenagers..."
~zero1039 and emoly01

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
~anonymous

"It's a symptom!"
~zero1039

"Smile, Jesus hates you!" ~anonymous

"It's all these damn white people, I tell you."
~zero1039

"Don't be so vanilla!"
~Ice Cream Commercial

"Nothing happened! We were invited! Even ask Mouschi!"
~Nazi who denies the Holocaust's happening

"Hey, my name's Jim, wanna suck my d**k for money?"
~Stepbrothers

"I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me."

"If you really loved me, you would have endured my world."
~Coheed and Cambria- Welcome Home

"Well, you're just as I presumed! A whore in sheep's clothing; ******** up all I do!" ~Coheed and Cambria- Welcome Home

"A last kiss for you. One more wish to you. Please make up your mind girl; before I hope you DIE!" ~ Coheed and Cambria- Welcome Home

"Many people say there is no light without darkness, nor good without evil. That's untrue. There's no darkness without light, nor evil without good. There's a difference- trust me."
~emoly01

"Time may mend a broken heart, but as soon as anger steps in,its not hearts that are broken, but bones...and not feelings that are spilled, but blood."
~Sarah Fant

"...Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so eager to deal out death..."
~ J.R.R. Tolkien - The Fellowship of the Ring

"I should've known something was wrong when I heard the doctor say during surgery, 'Can you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.' "
~ Delusionalweirdo

"I would love to engage you in a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed."
~ anonymous

"Life's not about what's better than."
~random song, rondom artist

"When a man says he's got women figured out, its obvious he hasn't."
~Daniel Mullaney

"We get that you're ghetto... but can you walk a little faster?!"
~Yukroneaninja

"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."
~Cool Science Teacher (Mr. K)

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
~Dan Quayle

"I love California, I practically grew up in Pheonix."
~Dan Quayle, the idiot

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
~Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
~Dan Quayle

"Its a very good historical book about history."
~Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
~Dan Quayle

"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system."
~Dan Quayle

"Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us. "
~Dan Quayle, the jerk

"Space is almost infinite. In fact, we think it is infinite."
~Dan Quayle

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. "
~Dan Quayle

"The president is going to lead us out of this recovery."
~Dan Quayle

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. "
~Dan Quayle

"You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be. "
~Dan Quayle

"Sometimes I just don't want to wake up... even when I'm having nightmares."
~emoly01

"Again, you're that stupid?"
~emoly01

"Broken down and hungry for your love with no way to feed it"
~Jeff Buckley, Lover You Should Have Come Over

"Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no one"
~Jeff Buckley, Lover You Should Have Come Over

"...my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder"
~Jeff Buckley, Lover You Should...

"The point of metal is not entertainment. Its so you can scream "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" in people's ears and get away with it."
~emoly01

"If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is... DOOONE!"
~Chiodos