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Acts fat. Lives in a german castle in the countryside of New Zealand in my head. Writing is not a task, it is a need - much the same as breathing or the beating of one's heart. Hates to be active. Engaging, insightful, intelligent conversation? Yes please. Grammar snob. Fears the dark. Short sentences are amazing when I hate writing in the About Me box. Basically positive that there are monsters both underneath my bed and in my closet. Intelligence and ignorance mixed together into one really confusing character. Figurative speech and literal speech - learn to tell the difference. You know schizophrenics talk like this? Most of them are very religious as well. If some one tells you that they do not like your art, tell them that you do not approve of their existence, and that they should save their unwanted comments for those who give a damn. Don't like Anthony Hopkins? Disconnect yourself with me entirely. I know what you're wondering... "Why do people compare an algebraic rule of adding like terms to that of 'you can't add apples to oranges', when you obviously can for, while they are different foods, they are both fruit and therefore, in stead of not adding them and saying that you have two apples and one orange, say that you have three fruits." Run on sentences are okay when they are contradicting, arrogant, condescending statements made by I-don't-want-to-be-here-and-you're-all idiots math teachers. Making up adjectives through several other already existent words and hyphens, is it morally sound? I believe that the underlying allegorical message behind Antigone is that there will always been a conflicting ethic belief with yours and that there is no way to win the argument and become universally accepted as morally perfect. Enough morals. Alistair has PTSD. Charlotte is just all around insane. Dante is a naive young'un. Hamon's name is pronounced "HAY-MON". Think Jamaican greeting. Irony is possibly more beautiful than sarcasm. Feel free to quote me on any of this. Sits in the bathtub and thinks up ways to vanquish the Keepers and run away to the castle in the hills where the white dragons make nests underground and awaken every thousand years in the form of super-volcanic eruptions. Secretly, I am from Russe. I hate it when children cry because it is loud and annoying. I do my math every morning at about 5:00 AM or 6:00AM. The caps lock on this computer is bloody broken. Bollox. The Lobster Quadril - yes, I will join the dance. Turtle soup= the soup of the evening. When a persuasive essay has no evidence, then it is a rant. The Washington Assessment of Student Learning is not a test of how well you can write, read, or do math - it is a test to see if you can write, read, or do math.