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A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No its not now slow down
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl: I love you now slow down
Guy: Give me a big hug
*She gives a big hug*
Guy: Now take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really starting to bother me. *Girl takes off helmet and puts it on herself*
The next day in the newspaper a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, Even if it meant that he would die.
1. Lack of communication is romantic? I don't know about you other ladies, but if I were racing down the highway on the back of a motorcycle with no brakes, I'd like know.
2. Why were they going 100 miles per hour in the first place? And why the heck wasn't she wearing a helmet?!
3. It's called "let off the accelerator and downshift, genius."
I apologize for the snark, but... I've seen this meme so many times and it just had to be said. >.>;
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I meant the first one on the list, lol. ^^'
I was confused about the order of the comments also.
Thanks for the feedback! I appreciate it.
I'll edit begin editing tomorrow.
I was just a bit confused on what you meant in your first comment. Mind clarifying?
^^
Aww thank you! I hope you have a wonderful day!
your welcome
o.o
You're totally being a party pooper.
O.O
I'm Buddhist..soo..
yeah. sweatdrop
I was just sending that to random people.
He's dead and not coming back. blaugh
thanks for buying!
its okay!!
THNX!!